WHY DO WE CLEVER BASTARDS IN THE WEST ALWAYS MAKE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT OTHER COUNTRIES?

I'm just watching the funeral of KIM JONG-IL, and no matter what station you watch it on, the commentators are making snidey comments about the extent of the grief of the North Korean people.  Well they look pretty convincing to me.  Anyone who stands about in the snow for 3 hours and cry with utter grief is someone who is not too happy at his death.

It's been the same in the so called 'Arab spring'.  Whenever we don't like the leader, like in Iran, Syria and Libya, the people are just dying to get rid of their leaders, but in countries like Bahrain, Jordan and Saudia Arabia, the people love their leaders with a great gusto.  It's all utter pish.  We are fed so much crap by the likes of the BBC and Sky whose reporters are fed shit by the foreign office that after a time they don't try and seek the truth because it is easier to spout out the crud they are given.  Only now and again can you actually get some truthful reporting.  Organisations like OpenDemocracy and Global Research who publish articles like this, are worth reading at least to get some balance on the MSM rubbish.  I urge though of you who don't to have a read at them.

WHY DO WE PUT UP WITH THE BBC?

Dog lost at Loch Glascarnoch reunited with owner

 

A hillwalker has been reunited with his dog after it was lost for four nights in the mountains near Loch Glascarnoch between Inverness and Ullapool.

The above story is pulled straight from the BBC news page.  It will no doubt be reported on in the BBC Scotland bulletin tonight at 6.30.  Is it any wonder why people ask, with the financial world in turmoil and peoples' lives being affected on a daily basis, why they have to pay a fee for this sentimental shite?  The BBC on Monday had a really good investigation into Musa Kusa and his apparent freedom in Qatar, after being released by the British Authorities.  This is more the type of thing we want to see, not pish about some dog lost for four days, FFS.

If this is the best that BBC Scotland can come up with then the idea of a Scottish 6 o'clock news should be hit very squarely on the head!

EU TO RECOGNISE PALESTINE-FALSE FLAG MOSSAD OPERATIONS IMMINENT

The EU and the British Foreign Office is on the verge of recognizing the Palestinian State, after years of Israeli atrocities and the ghettoisation of the Palestinian people who are the only ones to have legitimate claims on Palestine.


Those of you who are studiers of the Israeli State will know that the 'False Flag' operations, planned by MOSSAD for many years for just such an eventuality will come to fruition.  Expect to see, small explosions in many European countries which will be attributed to Muslims, but ask yourself, why would they do that, now that the Palestine state is about to be recognized? 


In Afghanistan and Iraq, 'Muslim' opposition will be stepped up, at least that's what will be reported in the Zionist MSM.  BTW, those of you who think the BBC is neutral, just look at the people at the top who plan the BBC's programming.  The only 'independent' news now on TV, belongs to Channel 4 and that is a sad state of affairs.

BBC APPOINT MUSLIM AS HEAD OF BBC1

The BBC has opened itself up to accusations of dumbing down after appointing BBC3 controller Danny Cohen to run BBC1.

ANOTHER MUSLIM RUNNING A MEDIA COMPANY, WHATEVER NEXT!

WHY DOES THE BBC HAVE ALL THESE CORRESPONDENTS?

BBC coverage of the Chile miners rescue has topped £100,000, threatening other events, says an internal corporation memo Photo D.L. Agency

The BBC has spent so heavily on its coverage of the Chilean miners rescue it is being forced to reduce its coverage of other major events, including next month's G20 summit in Seoul and the Oscars.

A memo written by the BBC's world news editor, Jon Williams, and sent to fellow executives, says the cost of reporting the rescue will exceed £100,000.

The BBC have sent 26 people to the Chile mine rescue.  Now I don't know what kind of accountants the BBC have but £100,000 will barely cover the airfares.  That doesn't include salaries, accommodation, salaries, expenses, lap dancing clubs, etc, etc.  Why do they need 26?  Pictures will be readily available from Chilean TV, which they could buy.  They can have some fucker in the newsroom explaining technical details if necessary.  SKY, I believe have sent three.  That's the difference between a profit making company and a state dinosaur.

Why does the BBC need all these correspondents anyway.  You watch the BBC news and the people they drag up as correspondents for this and that are incredible and there are new faces all the time.  Sometimes I sit fucking gobsmacked!

It's time there was root and branch surgery on the BBC.  I see that fucker Yentob is going two years early with a £350,000 pay-off.  How much do you want to bet that he'll be gone 6 months and the BBC will bge buying programmes off  his 'independent production company'.  Piece of shite!

THE BBC-WHY DO WE TOLERATE THE BASTARDS?

It's no wonder the fucker above, Alan Yentob, is smiling.  He is already paid four times more than than the PM and he has started to draw his pension while he's still working.
The BBC will have to divert licence-fee money into its pension fund to plug a £1billion 'black hole'.  The deficit is worsened by generous gold-plated retirement pots to staff - with five senior executives along having pots valued at a total of £35million between them.  It may need to pour in extra 'deficit payments' of up to £100m a year - nearly equivalent to the annual budget of Radio 4 - from licence fees to meet the shortfall.
These bastards make MPs look like amateurs.  We should send in a TROUBLESHOOTER to sort the whole sorry mess out and sack any bastard getting more than £150k without any pension rights unless they have been there thirty years.  Then they MIGHT HAVE SOME MONEY TO MAKE DECENT PROGRAMMES!

BBC OUTRAGES AT WINTER OLYMPICS-DAILY MAIL

BBC presenters at the Winter Olympics are wearing jackets bearing the logo of one of the skiing world's most expensive brands.
 
The row comes as it was revealed that the corporation has sent 74 staff to cover the Games - compared to the 52 athletes who are representing Britain at the two-week event.

Kjus ski jackets start at £500 and go up to £1,000.  FUCK ME!  £1000 FOR A JACKET!  But never mind that, do you SEE THE SIZE OF THE SALAD THE BASTARD'S EATING? 

NOW THE CARBON FOOTPRINT FANATICS ARE AFTER YOUR PET!

Not content with contemplating taxing you to the hilt because of your 'CARBON FOOTPRINT',  (who the fuck invented that phrase anyway), the bastards are now after your family pet.

Seemingly there are now 20m pets in the UK instead of 12m a few years ago.  This arsehole, a Dr John Barrett, can be heard on this BBC RADIO 4 RECORDING saying that a large dog can have a 'carbon footprint' as large as a family car basically because it is a carnivore.

Just where are these PRICKS going to get off?  Are we seriously at the stage where we are supposed to feel guilty because we have a CAT and as he tells us in the interview, we have a 'footprint' fourteen times larger that some native of a SHANTY TOWN ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF MUMBAI?

FUCK ME GENTLY!

HOW TO REPORT-BBC SCOTLAND TAKE NOTE!

h/t to OBNOXIO THE CLOWN

WELL IT AMUSED ME!

COUP A JOKE-BUT IF 6 CABINET MEMBERS DON'T SUPPORT YOU PM, WHY SHOULD WE?

Wednesday's failed coup against THE GREAT LEADER was a joke from beginning to end.

The Blogosphere and the MSM were awash with controversy, which I am glad to say I said was pish in several comments sections.  But what has become apparent is the OUR GORDY has had to do deals with several key members of his Cabinet in order to stay in power.  He is now a busted flush.

David Miliband, has now had four chances at challenging Brown and he has dithered each time until his only option was to back the PM in a non-committal kind of way.

Mr Miliband, whose relationship with the Premier has always been tense, was one of six Cabinet ministers named by the BBC who the plotters believed would have been prepared to move to oust Mr Brown in the right circumstances.  The others were Miss Harman, Mr Straw, International Development Secretary Douglas Alexander, Defence Secretary Bob Ainsworth and Scottish Secretary Jim Murphy.  Several ministers took hours to offer the Prime Minister only equivocal backing as the crisis deepened. It was some seven hours after the news of the botched putsch emerged before Mr Miliband spoke out, making no mention of Mr Brown's leadership.

So I pose the question in my title, if half the Cabinet doesn't support you, Mr Brown, why should the country?  Surely the TORIES and the SNP must hammer this split for all it is worth!

BBC POLL ON EXECUTING HOMOSEXUALS DISAPPEARS SHARPISH!

The BBC was under fire last night for opening a debate on whether gays should be executed.


The broadcaster started a discussion on its BBC News website asking: 'Should homosexuals face execution?'  The question was posed after a proposed law to execute homosexuals was put forward in Uganda.  More than 633 comments were sent to the discussion board, 206 of which were published before it was closed, making it the most popular forum on the website today.


The idea that Homosexuals should be executed is patently ridiculous, but surely the BBC who have a very successful WORLDWIDE SERVICE should be able to discuss it in the context of NIGERIA?

DR DAVID STARKEY-ENTERTAINING OR AN ARSEHOLE?

I've just watched QUESTION TIME from last night and to be honest with you most weeks, I can't be arsed as the guests are so uninteresting.

Last night however DR DAVID STARKEY was on and I thought he was FUCKING DELICIOUS! Now you're going to say that he makes belittling comments about Scotland and I hate that to, but I think he just does it to get a reaction, and boy do we rise to the bait!

Last night he was brilliant. He sits there humphing and guffawing at any comment he doesn't agree with and you can tell the rest of the panel particularly the Left wing ones are SHITTING THEMSELVES when it is his turn to speak. He really is AN FUCKING ACERBIC OLD QUEEN who says what he thinks whether IT IS PC OR NOT.

THANK FUCK we still have individuals in the U.K. who don't abide by the "RULES OF SPIN" and at least bring entertainment to an otherwise usually dull programme.

WINDFARMS TO BLAME FOR BAD WEATHER-OFFICIAL!

I have long held the theory that FUCKING WINDFARMS are to blame for all the shite weather we get in Ayrshire, as the turbines "SOOK" IN the weather depressions causing constant rain.

A windfarm at GALSTON was opened in June by his MAJESTY, ALEX SALMOND, and since then apart from a few days it has pished of rain.

I managed today to contact BBC WEATHER GURU, HEATHER (the weather) REID.

She told me, "DL you are right, this is a little known fact in the meteorological circle. Windfarms do indeed "SOOK" in bad weather, which is a bit of a FUCKER as I had booked two weeks in MILLPORT in July and it fucking pished, mind you it was better than last year when I went to Portobello Beach and I couldn't get the grains of sand out my fanny for weeks. I suppose it was my fault for shagging one of the DONKEYS!"

As I seemed to be striking up a bit of a conversation, I continued "Heather tell me, is it true you give the best BLOW-JOB in BBC SCOTLAND?" "Naw, not me, she answered in a cheery kind of homespun way, that'll be Jackie Bird you're talking about." "Thank fuck, I said, I thought you were going to say that useless FUCK-WIT who used to be in a pop group and does the fitba now".

Anyway the upshot of this tale is, ALEX WE WANT NUCLEAR POWER, STICK YOUR TURBINES RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE and if your looking for a good blowjob around PACIFIC QUAY you know where to go. (Tropical Palms Sauna, Bath Street. Special day-rates and cheapies for men over 50)