AINSWORTH-CASUALTIES TO RISE BECAUSE WE TOLD TALIBAN WE WERE COMING!

BRITISH SOLDIERS REST IN HELMAND YESTERDAY

British troops could be killed as a direct result of the strategy to publicise the imminent major Allied offensive in Afghanistan, it was feared last night.  The decision has given insurgents time to plant thousands of extra roadside bombs at key locations, Defence Secretary Bob Ainsworth admitted yesterday.


His comments came as a British soldier was killed in Helmand Valley trying to defuse a roadside bomb in preparation for Operation Moshtarak.  The soldier, from 36 Engineer Regiment, died in an explosion in Nad-e-Ali district on Monday. He is the third British serviceman to die in a roadside bomb in the past four days.
MPs questioned the decision to give the Taliban advance notice of the operation, which had left troops forced to ‘clear routes’ for fleeing civilians as well as their own personnel.  Military sources believe the Taliban have laid ‘thousands’ of extra IEDs or improvised explosive devices in recent weeks.


It pains me to say it with new casualties piling up, but you heard it here first on Monday.  Ainsworth and by implication the Chief of Staff in the Army will play a big part in any British casualties we suffer and if this has not been an operational but a political decision then AINSWORTH'S HEAD MUST ROLL.  If it's someone in the Army Command then their HEAD MUST ROLL.

If British  lives are being lost needlessly, THE BRITISH PEOPLE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.

  WE SHOULD BE TOLD!

'SEX GODDESS HARRIET HARMAN RUNS AWAY WITH REAR of the YEAR COMPETITION

Hindsight is a wonderful thing in politics but  Harriet Harman's fans  of which I number MYSELF, love the rear of the Labour Deputy Leader.  Her arse, PICTURED, is so beautiful than male politicians follow her along corridors in Westminster just to get a sight of it.

So many of them have been lining up to pay compliments to her delicious bubble-butt that the staunch feminist is a contender for the top spot in this year's Rear of the Year award. 

In one nomination she was described as 'the arse I'd most like to lick on the front benches'.  She is the first MP, apart from Peter Mandelson, to be nominated for the annual award in its 28-year history and would become the oldest title holder if she is successful.

Her Lesbian lover, Teresa May with whom she likes to have sexy three-in-a-bed romps, said of her arse, "sometimes she lets me whip it and it goes a lovely pink colour".

To nominate Harriet's arse go to http://www.idlickharietsbum.com/

HATE PREACHER ABU HAMZA'S £280,000 HOUSE SEIZED BY LEGAL AID

Legal aid bosses have seized the house belonging to radical cleric Abu Hamza to pay off some of his defence costs.
The Legal Services Commission appropriated the property in Greenford, west London, despite Hamza claiming it did not belong to him.

It will now be sold in an attempt to pay off some of the £300,000 of taxpayer's money spent on his legal bills. Officials hope to raise £280,000 from the sale.  The Egyptian national was jailed for seven years in February 2007 for inciting murder and stirring up racial hatred.

When he gets out of  jail, strip him of his passport, extradite him to the U.S. and if he got his hook on the NHS, SCREW IT OFF AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE!

MUSLIM BUS DRIVER PULLS OVER, FACES MECCA AND STARTS PRAYING IN THE AISLE!

A Muslim bus driver stunned passengers by pulling over mid-route and beginning to pray in the aisle.

The driver stopped the bus without warning before removing his shoes and, using a fluorescent jacket as a prayer mat, beginning to chant in Arabic praying in direction of the MECCA. 
Passengers said they feared the driver could be preparing for a terror attack.  No one was able to get on or off the vehicle during the five-minute prayer session.

Good job he didn't nip into a Christian Church for a few Hail Marys and a verse at Evensong.  Then we would have had every two bit, human rights organisation UP IN ARMS!

BUT, WHY WOULD HE WANT TO PRAY TO A BINGO HALL? 

ONE-ARMED MAN HUNTED FOR STEALING SINGLE CUFFLINK FROM JEWELLERS

A ONE-ARMED thief is being hunted after he stole a SINGLE cuff-link from a jewellers shop in Leigh-on-Sea, Essex.

The thief pretended to be looking for a present for his mother when he knocked boxes of cuff-links on the floor and made off with one.  The cuff-link is worth £120.  Sally Ann Manthorp, who works at the shop, said: "It wasn't until we watched the CCTV we saw he had an empty sleeve tucked in his pocket."

The thief is described as white, bald, wearing a dirty navy blue bomber jacket and blue jeans, SCOTCH IN APPEARANCE and drinking a bottle of BUCKFAST.

He obviously had a BLACK TIE SOIREE to attend that very EVENING.

NO WORDS NECESSARY

h/t Subrosa

GET READY FOR THE BODY BAGS-AINSWORTH'S WARNED THE TALIBAN!

THE AFGHAN ARMY YESTERDAY ON MANOUVERES

Bob Ainsworth: Casualties are a 'very real risk'  Offensive will be the 'biggest of its kind since Vietnam'


Defence Secretary Bob Ainsworth warned the public to be braced for casualties last night as troops prepared to launch the biggest offensive in the eight-year Afghanistan war.  A strike force of 15,000 British, U.S. and Afghan troops will mount airborne raids in the most dangerous areas of central Helmand province.

Am I being particularly dense, (not like me ! ), but if you were mounting an operation on an enemy that doesn't wear uniforms, doesn't as such have a standing army and can melt into the civilian population and disappear would you spread it all over your newspapers and the Internet, days before you mount it?  Is it not like the Allies telling Hitler where the d-day landings were going to be?

Or maybe WIGGY AINSWORTH THINKS THEY DON'T HAVE COMPUTERS!

ENGLAND AWAKES IN HORROR TO FIND THE WHITE CLIFFS ARE BEING SOLD TO THE FRENCH!

For generations Dover has stood as an indomitable symbol of England's freedom and independence.
The town, with its white cliffs, port and sprawling castle stood at the very edge of the nation’s frontier with the Continent.  But now part of that proud history is up for sale and the leading bidder is revealed as the former age-old enemy – France.

"Well you FRENCHIES, you can take our WHITE CLIFFS, but you'll never take our BLUEBIRDS"!  (THE SOUND OF THE HYMN JERLUSELEM PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND)

GOOGLE INVENT TRANSLATING PHONE BUT THE QUESTION IS.......?

It could be the end of learning a foreign language. Internet giant Google is developing software which it claims will be able to translate conversations almost instantaneously.

BUT THE QUESTION IS, will it translate English  into Scots?  We can't understand a bleeding word you say.

BROWN IN TEARS? GIVE ME A BREAK!

So Gordon Brown has cried in an interview with his good friend, Piers Morgan, GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!

Is it too much to expect the Prime Minister of Great Britain to be able to keep his emotions in check and not to act like some two-bit actress out of 'EASTENDERS'?  Can you imagine, Churchill, Thatcher, Heath or even Harold Wilson, blubbering ON TV?

This is the man who has sent hundreds of young men to their deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan.  These men were and are woefully short of helicopters.  They travel in trucks which don't have the necessary armouring.  They are under supplied with body armour which has caused deaths and horrible injuries.  They are woefully under resourced.  That is to say nothing of the thousands of innocent civilians who have been killed or maimed.  Does Brown cry for them?  I don't know.  But hopefully if he does, he does it in PRIVATE, because I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT!