COALITION PARTIES IN TATTERS AS CANDIDATES RESIGN LEFT, RIGHT AND CENTRE!

A third Conservative Scottish election candidate has stood down, as the party officially launched its campaign for Holyrood.  David Meikle had demanded an investigation into the ranking of candidates for the party's Glasgow's list, alleging electoral malpractice.

Meanwhile, a top Liberal Democrat candidate for the Scottish elections has quit the party.  Hugh O'Donnell was the leading candidate in the party's Central Scotland list.  Mr O'Donnell said was unhappy with the direction of the party in Scotland and the UK Tory/Lib Dem coalition.

New polls have shown that the SNP is within touching distance of the 40% it need to be the largest party in Scotland and be elected again under the slogan, 'Alex Salmond for First Minister'

The UNIONIT parties have been shown to have not a clue about what the requirements of the Scottish people are as they squabble amongst themselves to please their Illuminati masters at Westminster.  They even get the Royals to stick on a wedding the week before the Scottish Elections to boost their hopes. 

 Worse than pathetic!

MAN SOUGHT IN EDINBURGH OVER SHEEP SHAGGING!

A man was spotted carrying out an indecent attack on a lamb which was later found dead, police said today.
The alleged assault took place in a field near Silverknowes Road in Edinburgh on Sunday morning.

The man is reported to be in his 20s, although police have not issued any description of the suspect. A police spokesman urged anyone with information to contact them immediately. He said: "Lothian and Borders Police are investigating after a male was seen performing an indecent act on a lamb. 


Might I suggest that the Police look in the Labour ranks in Parliament at Holyrood.  There are one or two there who look like they could shag a sheep, mind you most of them look as if they're shagging each other.  And that's just the women!

GEORGE FOULKES RETIRES-ANOTHER LABOUR BAWBAG FEATHERS HIS RETIREMENT NEST.

Update:  Foulkes claims £45k exes for staying in his own flat
              Foulkes was 'drunk and disorderly' but wanted to BAN SMOKING in 1985 
              Foulkes is one of the ZIONIST, 'LABOUR FRIENDS OF ISRAEL'
              BAWBAG says'DON'T ASSOCIATE ME WITH THAT FUCKPIG'! 


Labour MSP George Foulkes has announced he is to quit Holyrood in favour of the House of Lords.
Lord Foulkes said he would not be standing in next year's Scottish elections.  He was elected to the Scottish Parliament in 2007 and also previously served as an MP. 

A waste of space, another vacuous LABOUR PLACEMAN.  Now he'll go and sit in the Lords and collect his attendance money and his exes.  I sincerely hope THAT HIS NEXT SHITE IS A VERY, VERY, LARGE, HEDGEHOG!  Cheerio and GOOD RIDDANCE.

MAY 5th? OK, BUT LET'S EXTEND THE REFERENDUM!

DICK GREGG the leader of the LIBTHINGIES and a leading member of the Coalition Government, wants to hold his referendum on May 5, which is the same day as the Scottish Holyrood Election.

Labour and the SNP have united in opposition to the date in case it detracts from the Scottish Election.  But I say however, BRING IT ON!  If we're going to have a referendum let's extend it to have a vote on the CALMAN recommendations, CALMAN PLUS giving fiscal responsibility to Holyrood and while we're at it let's have a vote on FULL SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE.  Four questions to answer.  Surely 60 years of Labour haven't made us that FUCKING STUPID that we can't vote on a few questions while we vote for the SCOTTISH GOVERNMENT!

SCOTTISH TORY'S ELECTION "MASTERMIND" IS SACKED!

The journalist taken on to mastermind the Conservatives' General Election campaign in Scotland, Michael Crow, has been sacked.  The Scottish Tories targeted 11 seats in Scotland and they won, err, the one they had before in Dumfriesshire, a rural county.

Along with Michael Crow, the leader in Scotland, 'Matron' Goldie, should also get the chop.  She is fucking hopeless.  There are a large number of people in Scotland who are pro-independence but are also anti the SNP's socialist, pro-European policies.  These people do not have a voice in Scotland and the Tories would be their natural choice.

The Scottish Tories have to stand on their own two feet and become independent of the English party an drop the 'Unionist' part of their name, which even many Tories think, wrongly, refers to the 'Union' between Scotland and England, when in reality it refers to the Northern Irish.  That is the first step towards the Tories revival in Scotland, particularly with the Holyrood elections a year away.