HOW CAN THE TORIES STAND BEING IN GOVERNMENT WITH THESE MAD GREEN BASTARDS?

Energy Secretary Chris Huhne yesterday backed plans for an extra £22billion in green taxes – in a move which could send petrol prices soaring.

The Liberal Democrat minister backed a call by his party’s activists which would see 10 per cent of all Government revenue come from green taxes within five years.

Revenue from green taxes is currently forecast to fall from 6.9 per cent of the total to 6.5 per cent over the next five years. Raising the proportion to 10 per cent would require an extra £22billion – an unprecedented shift in the burden of taxation.

How can the Tories stand to be in Government with these WANKERS?  The Tories are supposed to be the party of business and while they are looking to help business, these pricks are doing all they can to destroy Britain's commercial viability.  Do these fuckwits think, for one minute, that in this 'global' economy, that China, India or Brazil are going to give a fuck about climate change or 'green' policies?  That's why they have double figure growth and we are stagnating.  I knew it would come to grief!

MAY 5th? OK, BUT LET'S EXTEND THE REFERENDUM!

DICK GREGG the leader of the LIBTHINGIES and a leading member of the Coalition Government, wants to hold his referendum on May 5, which is the same day as the Scottish Holyrood Election.

Labour and the SNP have united in opposition to the date in case it detracts from the Scottish Election.  But I say however, BRING IT ON!  If we're going to have a referendum let's extend it to have a vote on the CALMAN recommendations, CALMAN PLUS giving fiscal responsibility to Holyrood and while we're at it let's have a vote on FULL SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE.  Four questions to answer.  Surely 60 years of Labour haven't made us that FUCKING STUPID that we can't vote on a few questions while we vote for the SCOTTISH GOVERNMENT!

CARSWELL AND TORY BACK BENCHERS HOPE TO FORCE VOTE ON EUROPE

Tory MPs are plotting to force a referendum on the EU's Lisbon Treaty within months, setting up the first test of the coalition Government's uneasy truce on Europe.
Backbencher Douglas Carswell, he of the face like a melted welly,  revealed that he and other Eurosceptic Conservatives hope to take advantage of a technical change to the treaty to force a public vote.  The Foreign Office confirmed yesterday that plans for a minor increase in the number of MEPs would require a change in the law in this country.
Mr Carswell said this might provide a chance to revive a Tory pledge to hold a referendum on the controversial treaty which handed a raft of fresh powers to Brussels.  Any move to force a referendum would place huge strain on the relationship between pro-European Liberal Democrats and their largely Eurosceptic Tory coalition partners. It would also create a headache for David Cameron, who attempted to play down Europe as an issue during the election campaign after dropping his 'cast-iron' pledge to hold a referendum after the treaty was ratified last year.

Let's see if 'call me Dave' really has the courage of his conviction or is he just another EU luvvie.  I KNOW WHERE MY MONEY WILL BE LYING!

55% VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE IS UNDEMOCRATIC!

Having spent the last three days in hospital with an irregular heart beat and having not read any other blogs, I am not sure if this subject has been done to death but I have a lot of disquiet over the proposed 55% rule for a vote of no confidence.

If you look at the numbers and taking into account that SEIN FEIN don't take up their five seats in the commons even if everybody else including the Libthingies voted against the Tories the most votes they could muster would be 338.  If you take 55% of the 650 seats in the commons that is 358.  So therefore to topple a Tory Government, 20 of their own number would have to vote in the vote of no confidence against their own administration to change it and trigger another election.

Now I've heard of turkeys voting for Christmas, but that is ridiculous!  Therefore we are stuck with a Tory government whether we like it or not,  for the next five years.  Now as it turns out, although I want SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE, I would rather see a TORY LED COALITION IN WESTMINSTER than those shower of TALENTLESS FUCKWITS, LABOUR  and I might just have a tenner or two at the bookies on the Government being in power for 5 years.

LABOUR'S LAST LEGACY? DARLING HANDS £13BILLION TO THE EU!

Alistair Darling has caved in to a demand that British taxpayers underwrite at least £13 billion of debt held by other European governments as finance ministers met to discuss an even bigger bail-out for the euro.

The Chancellor, representing Britain until a new government is formed, was forced to participate in a £95billion "stabilisation mechanism" aimed helping European Union countries that face a debt crisis.  The decision followed a crisis meeting in Brussels to discuss the financial turmoil that has raised doubts about the future of the euro.  Mr Darling had no choice but to surrender because the decision was taken under a Lisbon Treaty "exceptional occurrences" clause that stripped Britain of its veto.

Aye thanks, you eye-brow dyeing, speccy twat.  I thought we weren't in the EURO?  Cameron's first job, should be to tell the EU to FUCK OFF and tell them that we are repealing the Lisbon Treaty and if the LIBTHINGIES don't like it, then they can FUCK OFF TOO!

D.L.'s POLL OF POLLS-IT'S DICK GREGG AND THE LIBTHINGIES!

Now I know that most of you Desperados who read this SHITE, think I just make it up, but tonight after extensive research, well I read THE MAIL, I can give you the poll of polls on the leadership debate.

Despite the fact that the SNP, who are the SCOTTISH GOVERNMENT were not represented, the THREE STOOGES POLLED THUS:  Dick Gregg  53%,  Dave Cameron  27% and the SHITEBAG BROON  20%.  Does this mean we have to take the LIBTHINGIES more seriously?  I don't know.  But I'll tell you one thing.  DAVEBOY better get his FUCKING ACT TOGETHER OR WE'RE HEADING FOR A HUNG PARLIAMENT.  Which would suit me, particularly if the SNP get into double figures.

LIBTHINGIES LAUNCH MANIFESTO FOR HIGHLANDS WITH LEADER DRESSED AS BEAVER!

The LIBTHINGIES have unveiled their plans for the north of Scotland with a manifesto for BEAVERS.
On a visit to Inverness, party leader Tavish Scott pledged support for lochs well stocked with SALMON and lots of branches so the BEAVERS could build those "FUCKING INTERESTING DAM THINGS".

"We need to support BEAVERS as much as possible, because they are lovely FURRY THINGS WITH CUTE FRONT TEETH" he told an AWESTRUCK CROWD in Inverness College.

A LIBTHING SPOKESMAN was heard to mutter, " FUCK ME!  I THOUGHT CHARLES KENNEDY COULD TALK SHITE!"  Mr Scott was later escorted back onto the LIBTHINGY'S BATTLE MINI by two men in WHITE COATS. 

LIBTHINGIES ARE ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN AS USUAL AS CRACKS APPEAR

DICK GREIG AND CHAS KENNEDY ARGUE ABOUT WHOSE TURN IT IS TO BUY THE DRINKS ON THE GLASGOW PLANE

QUESTIONS were being asked yesterday about the true position of the Libthingies on  issues, after the party's leader, Dick Grieg, appeared to contradict his Treasury spokesman on tax on his first campaign trip to Scotland.

Meeting Scottish candidates in Glasgow, Mr Grieg said the Tories would have to raise the rate of VAT to pay for their pledge to reverse Labour's increases in National Insurance contributions.
But in the recent chancellors' debate, his Treasury spokesman, Electricity Cable – yesterday 355 miles away in Cambridge – refused to rule out an increase in VAT, (BUT HE DID GET MORE LAUGHS!).

As usual the LIBTHINGIES are trying to be all things to all men.  The difference this time around is that their POLICY is under scrutiny.  A VOTE FOR THE LIBTHINGIES IS A WASTED VOTE, PARTICULARLY IN SCOTLAND.  There's only one party can beat LABOUR in SCOTLAND and everyone knows that's THE SNP!

BTW, old Charles doesn't look happy in the above photo, does he?

UKIPPER POLITICIAN SUSPENDED (!) FOR BEING A TORY

A prominent member of the UKIPPER PARTY has been suspended although hopefully not literally, from the party by the National Executive.

Rob Ager was chairman of UKIPPER's Liverpool branch until party chiefs found out about his films, which include scenes of bondage, incarceration and flagellation.  One of Mr Ager's films, called The Sex Game, features a half-naked man being whipped and abused by a "dominatrix".  The man is obviously a CLOSET TORY.  If he had been caught MASTERBATING WITH A PLASTIC BAG over his head, he would have been a SOCIALIST.  FUCK KNOWS what the LIBTHINGIES GET UP TO!