The LIBTHINGIES have unveiled their plans for the north of Scotland with a manifesto for BEAVERS.
On a visit to Inverness, party leader Tavish Scott pledged support for lochs well stocked with SALMON and lots of branches so the BEAVERS could build those "FUCKING INTERESTING DAM THINGS".
"We need to support BEAVERS as much as possible, because they are lovely FURRY THINGS WITH CUTE FRONT TEETH" he told an AWESTRUCK CROWD in Inverness College.
A LIBTHING SPOKESMAN was heard to mutter, " FUCK ME! I THOUGHT CHARLES KENNEDY COULD TALK SHITE!" Mr Scott was later escorted back onto the LIBTHINGY'S BATTLE MINI by two men in WHITE COATS.
