MORE PANDAS IN SCOTLAND THAN TORY MPS!

SCOTTISH TORY'S ELECTION "MASTERMIND" IS SACKED!

The journalist taken on to mastermind the Conservatives' General Election campaign in Scotland, Michael Crow, has been sacked.  The Scottish Tories targeted 11 seats in Scotland and they won, err, the one they had before in Dumfriesshire, a rural county.

Along with Michael Crow, the leader in Scotland, 'Matron' Goldie, should also get the chop.  She is fucking hopeless.  There are a large number of people in Scotland who are pro-independence but are also anti the SNP's socialist, pro-European policies.  These people do not have a voice in Scotland and the Tories would be their natural choice.

The Scottish Tories have to stand on their own two feet and become independent of the English party an drop the 'Unionist' part of their name, which even many Tories think, wrongly, refers to the 'Union' between Scotland and England, when in reality it refers to the Northern Irish.  That is the first step towards the Tories revival in Scotland, particularly with the Holyrood elections a year away.

HERE'S AN INTERESTING WEE PROPOSAL!

I was listening to, what's his face Cameron the other day wittering on about the budget deficit and how we must all pay for Labour's mishandling of the Economy.
When it struck me.  WHAT THE FUCK IS IT TO DO WITH ME?  I have never voted Labour in my life, in fact I would rather cut my right arm off.  I didn't benefit from extra dole money or child benefit or tax credits or HEE HAW ELSE over the last 13 years, so why should I pay?

So here's my proposal.  LET THE ONES WHO VOTED LABOUR PAY!  After all, we have all the voting records, so if you voted for them you should get your state money cut or pay extra in taxes or not get that hip replacement and you better fucking hope you don't get cancer, because there is no money to treat you.  Your bit of the Army is getting shite weapons, (well they've all got shite weapons in reality), they'll be no free school meals for your kids and they can taught by some PAEDO IN A PORTACABIN!

When it's Labour's turn to get back in, I will enjoy the fine economy that the Tories have left like the last time until LABOUR FUCK IT UP AGAIN!  Oh and the picture?  I JUST LIKED IT!

MRS DOUBTFIRE LOOKS TO THE TORY'S FUTURE BEFORE THEY GO DOWN THE TUBES!

The Tory party in Scotland are to set up a commission to look into their disastrous showing in the GE in Scotland.
Scottish Conservative leader Annabel Goldie said: "As a political party, we must always be open to fresh thinking and new ideas. It is a positive step to set up this commission.
"It will be open to everyone who has a view on how we take our party forward. No modern, progressive, political party should be resistant to change."
And the change is Annabel, break your ties with London, drop the Unionist from your title, (it refers to N.Ireland anyway), elect a younger leader not the frumpy old twat that you are and embrace independence for Scotland.
You say no party should be RESISTANT TO CHANGE, SO GO FOR IT!