DON'T LISTEN TO OPINION POLLS!

Let me make my election pledge:  If Labour win tomorrow in Scotland, I am definitely going to emigrate, probably to Spain.  Why not?  There's heat, decent grub, diesel at £1.13 per litre.  If I could just get rid of these Dago bastards, it would be paradise.


Now I know the opinion polls are saying that Labour are going to get scutched tomorrow, but I'm too long in the tooth to believe that, so please, please, please, both votes SNP.  Elect a Government who have the interests of Scotland at heart, not what their London masters tell them.  Elect a Government that is close to the people and can be reined in when required.  Fuck me, even the Scotsman has come out in favour of the SNP, after trying to do them down for 13 years.  Wonders will never cease.  Next thing, Iain Gray will wake up one morning and find he's not a FUCKWIT!  Naw, that'll NEVER HAPPEN!

DON'T LET ME EMIGRATE! BOTH VOTES SNP!

LIGHT BLOGGING.

It will no doubt come as a relief to many of you, but as from Sunday, I will be here:

UPDATE:  IF FORGOT TO SAY.  ENJOY THE WEDDING. I'LL BE IN FRANCE HAVING LUNCH WITH A NICE GLASS OF RED WHEN THE HAPPY COUPLE ARE WALKING DOWN THE AISLE!

It is in Spain and we will be driving there, starting tomorrow, so blogging will be a little light until I get some WiFi coverage.  I will be away for SIX WEEKS.  I know, I'm a bastard, but it's our first holiday in 4 years and we have had one or two challenges recently as some of you know, so please don't expect my usual daily dose of shite.

EL PRESIDENTE SALMONDO WILL WIPE THE SMILE OF YOUR BULLINGDON TOFF'S FACE, CAMERON!

TWO PEAS IN A POD

I can see you smiling, "fuck off DL", I hear you say, " Gray and Cameron, two peas in a pod"!


Yes, the North British Leader of a political party and the South Britain Leader of a very similar party with more or less the same policy, FUCK SCOTLAND!  In order to do this, they are trying to slag the only Scottish party in the election, the SNP and  particularly in Gray's case, trying to take away the RIGHT OF THE SCOTTISH PEOPLE to have a vote for their own future.  Yes, the Scottish People are too fucking stupid to vote for themselves and he may be right.  After 60 years of being kicked in the teeth by Labour, the  people of Scotland seem to vote for them again and again.  Except in the election which is becoming increasingly important to the people of Scotland, for HOLYROOD.  So the two Unionist puppet-masters think they'll turn their attention to the leader of the SNP, Alex Salmond as they can't beat them in a policy trade off. 

The BULLINGDON TOFF  mocked the Scottish First Minister calling him "El Presidente Salmondo" and suggested Mr Salmond was conducting a presidential style election.

He told the Scottish Mail on Sunday: "This is not a presidential system. Last time I looked it was a parliamentary system and El Presidente Salmondo needs to think again."

Let's hope that by putting the people of Scotland first, 'El Presidente' wipes the smiles off these arrogant fuckers' faces! 

LATEST YOUGOV POLL SHOWS SNP GOING FROM STRENGTH TO STRENGTH

The Scottish National Party welcomed the YouGov opinion poll in today’s Scotland on Sunday newspaper, which shows the SNP building a lead over Labour in the Scottish Parliament election campaign – with a 5 per cent swing to the SNP from Labour since last weekend’s YouGov poll in Scotland on Sunday.

These are the SNP's best-ever ratings in a YouGov poll - both in the constituency and list votes.

SNP Depute Leader and Deputy First Minister Nicola Sturgeon said:
"This is an excellent poll, and confirms that support is continuing to build for the SNP's record, team and vision for Scotland. More and more people are moving to the SNP - many for the first time - because they
want to re-elect the Scottish Government and Alex Salmond for First Minister.
"The stronger the SNP vote, the more progress can be achieved for Scotland
"This election is about Scotland, and we are working hard for jobs, opportunity and fairness. We are taking absolutely nothing for granted, and have lifted our campaign to a new level of activity this weekend, as
our candidates and supporters communicate the SNP's positive message to people the length and breadth of Scotland."

The YouGov poll for Scotland on Sunday was sampled from 19-21 April among
1,332 adults.


The results are (changes from last weekend’s YouGov/SoS poll, sampled
from 13-15 April, in brackets):


Constituency
SNP: 45% (+5)
Lab: 32% (-5)
Con: 10% (-1)
Lib: 8% (n/c)


List
SNP: 39% (+4)
Lab: 29% (-4)
Con: 12% (n/c)
Lib: 7% (n/c)
Gre: 7% (+1)


Seats projection:
SNP: 61 (+6)
Lab: 42 (-7)
Con: 11 (-3)
Gre: 8 (+3)
Lib: 7 (+1)

NORTH BRITISH LABOUR LEADER, IAIN GRAY ENDORSES ALEX SALMOND FOR FIRST MINISTER!

COALITION PARTIES IN TATTERS AS CANDIDATES RESIGN LEFT, RIGHT AND CENTRE!

A third Conservative Scottish election candidate has stood down, as the party officially launched its campaign for Holyrood.  David Meikle had demanded an investigation into the ranking of candidates for the party's Glasgow's list, alleging electoral malpractice.

Meanwhile, a top Liberal Democrat candidate for the Scottish elections has quit the party.  Hugh O'Donnell was the leading candidate in the party's Central Scotland list.  Mr O'Donnell said was unhappy with the direction of the party in Scotland and the UK Tory/Lib Dem coalition.

New polls have shown that the SNP is within touching distance of the 40% it need to be the largest party in Scotland and be elected again under the slogan, 'Alex Salmond for First Minister'

The UNIONIT parties have been shown to have not a clue about what the requirements of the Scottish people are as they squabble amongst themselves to please their Illuminati masters at Westminster.  They even get the Royals to stick on a wedding the week before the Scottish Elections to boost their hopes. 

 Worse than pathetic!