RYAN GIGGS IS A BASTARD, BUT THE INJUNCTION IS RIGHT.

I have been following this Giggs shite on Twatter.  Everybody and their dog knew who it was.

But was the injunction right?  I believe he had the right.  He doesn´t affect my life.  I couldn´t care less who he shags, although I think the bastard treated the silly wee lassie poorly.  What does affect me is when a politician gets a superinjunction, because for instance he has been caught shagging a goat in a Zoo.  They have some influence over my life, unlike a prick footballer.

Now I might get myself in trouble and my new found wealth may be taken from me if I recall who it was. 

OK, fuck it!  The person in question, is Gordon Brown.  Yes, that Gordon Brown.  The one who is not goimng to get the IMF job, the twat!

Hasta luego, caballeros.  Es necisito mas sol para me!

MAN SOUGHT IN EDINBURGH OVER SHEEP SHAGGING!

A man was spotted carrying out an indecent attack on a lamb which was later found dead, police said today.
The alleged assault took place in a field near Silverknowes Road in Edinburgh on Sunday morning.

The man is reported to be in his 20s, although police have not issued any description of the suspect. A police spokesman urged anyone with information to contact them immediately. He said: "Lothian and Borders Police are investigating after a male was seen performing an indecent act on a lamb. 


Might I suggest that the Police look in the Labour ranks in Parliament at Holyrood.  There are one or two there who look like they could shag a sheep, mind you most of them look as if they're shagging each other.  And that's just the women!

THAT BASTARD TOMMY SHERIDAN SHAGGED MY GOAT!

The orange WHOREMASTER and his WHORE!

What a week it has been in the High Court in Glasgow.

Three-in-a-bed sex, one woman and four men in a side room off a swingers' bar, three women and six men in a nearby house, not to mention a walk through the snow to a tanning parlour. Tommy Sheridan – one of Scotland's most controversial politicians and CHAMPAGNE SOCIALIST – and his wife Gail are accused of perjury during a 2006 libel case and the results have veered between farce and high drama.

Now the MOET MARXIST, Sheridan, has been accused of shagging a goat in Ireland belonging to a Mr Paddy McGinty.  "Sure now, is there anything safe from this Whoremaster", says Mr McGinty.

"The fucker was driving through Limerick on his way to Cork, when he saw my goat stood standing there, himself, in a field and the dirty bastard had to get out of his car and fecking shag it, and him there with his trollop sitting in the car faffing with her nails, to be sure", an obviously enraged Mr McGinty told the court yesterday, adding "and him with that big, orange cock too, he's fair spoilt Ginny, (the goat's name), from getting a shagging from an IRISHman, to be sure now, she's got a fanny the size of the MERSEY TUNNEL"!

The trial continues next week, when the prosecution hope to call a sheep called Sandra, from Inverness.