THAT BASTARD TOMMY SHERIDAN SHAGGED MY GOAT!

The orange WHOREMASTER and his WHORE!

What a week it has been in the High Court in Glasgow.

Three-in-a-bed sex, one woman and four men in a side room off a swingers' bar, three women and six men in a nearby house, not to mention a walk through the snow to a tanning parlour. Tommy Sheridan – one of Scotland's most controversial politicians and CHAMPAGNE SOCIALIST – and his wife Gail are accused of perjury during a 2006 libel case and the results have veered between farce and high drama.

Now the MOET MARXIST, Sheridan, has been accused of shagging a goat in Ireland belonging to a Mr Paddy McGinty.  "Sure now, is there anything safe from this Whoremaster", says Mr McGinty.

"The fucker was driving through Limerick on his way to Cork, when he saw my goat stood standing there, himself, in a field and the dirty bastard had to get out of his car and fecking shag it, and him there with his trollop sitting in the car faffing with her nails, to be sure", an obviously enraged Mr McGinty told the court yesterday, adding "and him with that big, orange cock too, he's fair spoilt Ginny, (the goat's name), from getting a shagging from an IRISHman, to be sure now, she's got a fanny the size of the MERSEY TUNNEL"!

The trial continues next week, when the prosecution hope to call a sheep called Sandra, from Inverness.

R.I.P. THE LABOUR PARTY BRANCH IN SCOTLAND!

THE 'TWA' MUPPETS

From the latest edition of the Scottish Left Review;

We have a Labour ‘movement’ in Scotland which deserve a rapid death. There can never have been a point in time when the Labour Party in Scotland was quite as dreadfully, pathetically pitiful. It has a leader that everyone knows is there on the basis of the ability to take instructions. Its loudest voice appears to have been given to a young careerist by the name of Richard Baker who has decided that self-righteous drivel about ‘knife crime’ and ‘soft on crime’ is how it is going to win in Scotland. It has a ‘health’ policy which would oppose Aspirin if the SNP supported it. This party has become a juvenile, reactionary, third-rate, witless and talentless sack of nonentities with no vision, no principles and nothing to say worth listening to. There are those who think that a decent leader would be all they need to ensure a win in the 2011 election. The fact that there is not a single candidate in the entire Parliamentary Party is telling. That the main choice of the ‘commentators’ was until recently Jim Murphy MP shows just how dislocated from reality the whole scene has become – when he was put head-to-head with someone other than the Daily Record and actual people (not the Daily Record version of ‘actual people’) were asked to rate him, only five per cent thought he was any good. And that’s their best hope? There are still good people in Labour, but they’ve largely given up.

I'm not going to add anything, (thank fuck, I hear you shout).  Except that JIMMY REID, of UCS fame, died today.  I can guarantee one thing.  He won't have died a rich man.  I came to respect him over the years although he was totally the opposite of my political beliefs.  A REAL SOCIALIST AND A DEVOUT SCOTSMAN.  RIP, JIMMY.

AT LAST SOMEONE TALKING SENSE ABOUT AFGHANISTAN!

DEFENCE SECRETARY LIAM FOX:

"We have to reset expectations and timelines. NATIONAL SECURITY is the focus now.  We are not a GLOBAL POLICEMAN.
We are not in Afghanistan for the sake of the EDUCATION POLICY in a BROKEN 13TH CENTURY COUNTRY.
We are there so the PEOPLE OF BRITAIN and our GLOBAL INTERESTS ARE NOT THREATENED.

THANK FUCK!  Someone is AT LAST talking some sense about our 'war' in Afghanistan, after we have had to listen to a LOAD OF MEALY MOUTHED, SOCIALIST CLAPTRAP, over the last few years.