THE TROUBLE IS NOT WITH PENSIONS, IT'S THE WAY THEY ARE ADMINISTERED!

TWO TWATS IN A ROW, THIS TIME A GINGER TWAT!

I've followed all this shite today, about the public sector employees fighting for their pension etc, etc and the difference between public and private pensions.  So here's my take on it, for what it's worth.

I believe that if you start a job and they tell you the conditions are such and such, then you are entitled to expect that to be the case. For public employees, the majority of who, don't get huge pensions, that should be what happens.  I coming from the private sector have never understood, why because, you work for the Government, you should get a final salary pension.  But apart from that,  I spent some time in the pensions industry in the 90s and the one thing, I could never get my head around was, that in a money purchase scheme you had to turn your pension pot over to some fucking insurance company!

Now if I had a final pot of say, £100,000, (which I don't), why should I say to some insurance company, " I want to buy an annuity, please take my money, pay me a pittance, if I die at age 67, give my wife a half pension and if she dies at age of 68, then just you take the rest of the pension pot and invest it, into your profits"!

Now, if I am lucky enough to hit a pension age and I had a pension pot of £100,000, I would like to say to the Government, "OK, give me that money and I will do whatever the fuck I feel like doing with it"!  I may want to buy a new house, a new car, a new house in Spain (see banner!), or some 23 year old whore for a year, it's MY FUCKING MONEY!

Until they can solve the above question and stop taking donations and bribes from insurance companies, then politicians, if it was anything to do with me, you could shove your

PRIVATE PENSION, RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE!!!!

L.M.F.A.O.!

Good Day,

Let this message not surprise you, I am contacting you due to the problem of my family is presently having in my country Libya; a problem that is getting tougher everyday.

My Son Saif al-Arab is dead, killed by NATO air strike, and the rest of us are endangered.

I am Mrs. Safiya Gaddafi i am the wife of late president Muammar Gaddafi, the embattled president of Libya, I am currently residing in one of the African Countries, unfortunately as a refugee. At the meantime, my family is the target of Western nations led by America who wants to destroy my Husband at all costs. Our investments and bank accounts in several countries are their targets to freeze. Insha Allahu, I will make you a part of my family heritage.

Finally the NATO has succeeded in killing my Husband what a great shock there is no enjoyment again for me to stay in this world the next target is us so I want to share my wealth to charity as I am still alive I do not know when death will come as they have killed my Husband and Son.

Now listen I have huge amount of money in African Banks and western world these money should be transferred to your account for you to share it to the Charity organisations and also assist yourself with your family there are no need for you to say thank you.

If you are interested  in this regards kindly get back to me as soon as possible for more details on how to proceed. The amount i am talking about is ($MILLION 28.500.000.00) US Dollars, noted this where i am now i can not disclose it and no telephone calls because it will be monitoring. We can only talk via email so that I will give you all the  information's you may need to complete this deal.

 

I will only give you the the contact of manager that is incharge of the fund in thier bank which is BANK OF AFRICA.

I want you to be fast in what so ever you want to do, so that we will remove this money from the account, I came to reliase that my Husband did not do well it was a big regret and shameful may Allah forgive us  let this issue be very TOP SECRET between me and you. I am looking forward to hear from you.

Reply me through my private email: safiyagaddafiWarmest Regards,
Mrs.Safiya Gaddafi.

THERESA MAY SHIT IN HER SHOES

Daily Mail readers were last night offered post-traumatic stress disorder treatment after Theresa May admitted she ‘hasn’t a fucking clue’ how many foreigners she has allowed into the country.

It's thought that upwards of 200 people answering to the name of Osama bin Laden, Muumar Gaddafi and Mao Tse Tung have all arrived in the country in the last few months.

 More worryingly, we also, reputedly, let Vince Cable, Nick Clegg and Chris Huhne back into the country after their summer holidays.

THE DAY DEMOCRACY FINALLY DIED IN EUROPE

Greece was threatened with expulsion from the European Union for at least a decade if it dared to press ahead with a referendum on the single currency rescue deal.

Merkel and Sarkozy reportedly when behind the Greek PM's back to a talk to the opposition politicians.  So the Greek people, now don't have a say on how their lives are going to be shaped over the next few years.  They are going to have to give up their pensions, their employment rights and submit to EU monitoring to make sure they are committed to it.  Now, they may have had things too easy  and probably didn't qualify to be in the Eurozone in the first place, but is that the fault of the ordinary Greek in the streets?  What right do, politicians from other countries have to interfere in the political process in another sovereign state?  Is the EU, now, just a bureaucratic monster which can't be stopped?

Ha!  I hear you UKIP supporters and 'little Englanders', shout, that could never happen here in good old Blighty!  Not fucking much it couldn't!  We're told that some fruitcase, Prince Charles, is now contacted on a regular basis for permission for our democracy to enact laws.  Some moron, whose biggest wish in life was to be his wife's tampon, while he was still married to another woman.  Some halfwit, tree-hugger who will never, barring some accident, ever ascend to the throne.

Our Government is now drawing up plans to invade Iran in conjunction with the US.  Their reason, of course, for invading Iran is not that they may have a nuclear weapon, no, it's because their leader dared to threaten Israel and the Zionist hawks in the US Government, now see Iran as the last major enemy of that country which despite, the 'holocaust' being fresh in many memories, employs similar tactics against the Palestinians. Does anyone here, apart from a few politicians believe we should be invading another Arab country?  What has Iran ever done to us?  The Iranian, (Persian), people are not morons or 'towelheads'.  They are a highly educated and developed race.

Gaddafi, took Libya from being one of the worst educated and ignorant countries in Africa to one where they people had the highest standard of living in the 'dark continent'.  Oh aye, he maybe repressed a few people that weren't in his tribe but that's what happens in a tribal society.  Just wait until you see what we get there now!  Merrily, I fucking laugh!  Democracy? We're kidding ourselves on.

DAVID CAMERON GRANTED ASYLUM BY SCOTTISH GOVERNMENT

David Cameron, (that's him in the black shirt) has today been granted asylum by the Scottish Government.

There were fears that forces loyal to Muumaar Gaddafi, the LIBYAN LEADER, were going to bomb Downing Street and Chequers in retaliation for NATO air strikes in their own country.

Scottish First Minister, Alex Salmond, told reporters that while they did not agree with his politics, his father was Scottish and he would be welcomed in the new Scotland.