Wednesday, 9 November 2011


Daily Mail readers were last night offered post-traumatic stress disorder treatment after Theresa May admitted she ‘hasn’t a fucking clue’ how many foreigners she has allowed into the country.

It's thought that upwards of 200 people answering to the name of Osama bin Laden, Muumar Gaddafi and Mao Tse Tung have all arrived in the country in the last few months.

 More worryingly, we also, reputedly, let Vince Cable, Nick Clegg and Chris Huhne back into the country after their summer holidays.


Billy said...

Aye they have got to keep scaring the sheeple with "we don't know how many terrorists could have got into the country" crap.

I can tell them how many - None! Unless our government who are the real terrorists let them in because they have another London Bombings up their sleeve waiting to happen.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Billy, I know, it's utter pish. Are they seriously trying to tell us that there were no checks done. Mind you having come in through Dover a couple of times this year, I could believe it. I remarked to my wife that we could have had 4 Somalis in the boot. Min you it's worse between France and Spain, there are no checks at all!