Tuesday, 8 November 2011

YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY WARNED ABOUT GOING TO THE GYM!

A  19st rugby player suffered a stroke while training - and discovered when he woke up that he was gay.
Chris Birch, 26, had proposed to his girlfriend and worked in a bank when he suffered a freak accident in the gym.
The rugby-loving Welshman was trying to impress his friends with a back flip but broke his neck and suffered a stroke.
New life: Chris now works as a hairdresser and lives above the shop with his boyfriend
New life: Chris now works as a hairdresser and lives above the shop with his boyfriend
He was taken to the Royal Gwent hospital where his girlfriend and family waited for news - but said: 'I was gay when I woke up and I still am.'
His friends were stunned by the dramatic changes to his personality, especially his change in sexuality.
Chris said: 'It sounds strange but when I came round I immediately felt different.
'I wasn't interested in women any more. I was definitely gay.
'I had never been attracted to a man before - I'd never even had any gay friends. But I didn't care about who I was before, I had to be true to my feelings.'

That's it.  I'm giving up on the gym!

9 comments:

Key bored warrior. said...

Those rugger chaps are all a bit suspect. I mean just look at the way they grope each other in the scrummage. Do they squeeze each other nuts to push harder. It must have some effect on their preferred choice of thrunging gender. I never played their daft game. Even their balls are odd shapes.

brain dead said...

That's sad about Frankie being kicked off X Factor for alleged coke snorting. His singing was getting better each week.
I'm not sure who to vote for now.

Dark Lochnagar said...

keybo, I played at school although it was more for the drinking involved! My Brother in Law played until he was 50+ and he is as tough as nails!

Dark Lochnagar said...

No Brainer, what about the coke?

Billy said...

Tough as nails eh DL! Does that mean he is a big tube that spurts white creamy liquid then?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Billy, having just layed rugby at school and a wee bit later for local club, I would have been glad to have come up against him. If you see what I mean!

Key bored warrior. said...

brain dead said...

That's sad about Frankie being kicked off X Factor for alleged coke snorting. His singing was getting better each week.
I'm not sure who to vote for now.
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Aye but he wisnae aa he wis cracked up tae be.

DL I have met some pretty rough gay chaps, who I would not like to get on the wrong side of, if you catch my drift ;o)) I still say you rugger types are suspect ;o)))))

Dark Lochnagar said...

Keybo, there is nothing wrong with a man grasping on to your manly rugby shorts and I should know, I played in the front row of the scrum. Good place, because when you won the ball and the backs fucked it up, you could have a good moan at the prima donna bastards.

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