THERESA MAY SHIT IN HER SHOES

Daily Mail readers were last night offered post-traumatic stress disorder treatment after Theresa May admitted she ‘hasn’t a fucking clue’ how many foreigners she has allowed into the country.

It's thought that upwards of 200 people answering to the name of Osama bin Laden, Muumar Gaddafi and Mao Tse Tung have all arrived in the country in the last few months.

 More worryingly, we also, reputedly, let Vince Cable, Nick Clegg and Chris Huhne back into the country after their summer holidays.

POLITICIANS ARE SHITING THEMSELVES OVER MURDOCH'S REVENGE!

Interviewed on BBC Radio 4's Today programme, Mr Clegg was asked whether he believed Murdoch, the News Corporation CEO, was a "fit and proper person" to own media in this country.

Clegg replied: "Clearly, there are big questions about the fitness and properness of News International. That is exactly why Ofcom are now looking at it. 

It seems to me that the politicians have decided they had better finish Murdoch off, because like a wounded lion, if they don't, he will come back and bite them hard.  So with all three main, British parties' leaders having spoken against him, who would he support now, if there was an election?  UKIP?  So if we ever got a vote on the EU, would it be the 'Sun wot got us out'?


Does he even hold that much sway nowadays?  I think that politicians who don't think the moronic, British public aren't swayed by what they read in their daily comic, are fooling themselves.  There are people in this country who think 'soaps' are real, FFS!

POOR OLD SCOTLAND-WE NEVER GET THE LEADERS AT WESTMINSTER WE VOTE FOR!

Poor old Scotland.  We vote Labour at the General Election we get the English Tories and Libthingies with Cameron and Clegg.  Scotland votes overwhelmingly for David Miliband and we get his young brother, Red Ed.  (Results)


Never mind.  In May we will be able to vote for a party who only has got Scotland's future at heart.  The SNP!  SCOTLAND'S PARTY.

WAS CLEGG RIGHT TO CRITICISE AHMEDINEJAD OVER 9/11?

CLEGGY ADDRESSES THE U.N.

The Organ-Grinder's Monkey, Nick Clegg, addressed the UN today, criticising the claim by Iran's President Ahmedinejad's claim that 9/11 was a CIA/George Bush/Mossad production by Netanyahu, directed by A. Zionist.


I am in the middle of evaluating all the evidence and there seems to be so much it takes it out of the realm of CONSPIRACY THEORIES, IMHO.  However I'm sure most people who come on here have looked at the evidence for themselves and now even many Americans have their doubts as to what happened that fateful day.  One thing which is not in doubt, is that the Hawks in the U.S. administration and George Bush in particular,  had chance to finish, 'what his Pappy started' in Iraq and subsequently in Afghanistan.  Their is no doubt in my mind that due to prompting from the Zionists in Israel, Iran will be invaded.  Iran is no Iraq and the casualties on both sides will be enormous.


I just hope Nick doesn't end up with Clegg on his face!

HAVE THE COALITION LOST THE PLOT OVER INTERNATIONAL AID?

Clegg and Ban ki Moon discuss their investment portfolio at the UN

I must be a right stupid twat!  I thought we were bust.  But it seems that those fuckwits in the Coalition have loadsa  money for foreign aid while they make cuts at home.
They have promised to RAISE foreign aid from £7,400,000,000 to £10,000,000,000 by 2013, (that's billions BTW, Anonymous, I know you're a bit slow on the uptake).
Now maybe it's me, but I think when the country is doing well, then you can increase foreign aid, but are you really telling me they want to cut Disability Living Allowance so that someone with a severe disability gets less, to give it to some Fucking African President to swell his Swiss bank account?

CAMERON AND CLEGG WON'T WORK DURING 'FAMILY TIME',!

Cabinet meetings will be moved to 'flexible times' so the two fathers running Britain can take their children to school.  Prime Minister David Cameron and his deputy Nick Clegg delayed the meetings at No10 last week to allow them to spend more time with their children.

Fuck me, we better tell the Chinese not to explode a Nuclear Bomb over London, during Breakfast time or fucking bath time!
WINSTON CHURCHILL WILL BE BIRLIN' IN HIS GRAVE!