Tuesday, 23 August 2011

DAVID CAMERON GRANTED ASYLUM BY SCOTTISH GOVERNMENT

David Cameron, (that's him in the black shirt) has today been granted asylum by the Scottish Government.

There were fears that forces loyal to Muumaar Gaddafi, the LIBYAN LEADER, were going to bomb Downing Street and Chequers in retaliation for NATO air strikes in their own country.

Scottish First Minister, Alex Salmond, told reporters that while they did not agree with his politics, his father was Scottish and he would be welcomed in the new Scotland.

8 comments:

shuggie said...

He looks a bit shifty so would probably have to join Glasgow Labour Party. Glasgow Labour is full of Lords and other hangers on so would have plenty of room for a plump old Etonian and his family.

jobfinder said...

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Dark Lochnagar said...

Shuggers, yes he would look good beside Foulksy!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Jobbers, nice one. I'm going to nick that!

banned said...

Re Libya, you have to laugh when Gaddaffhiquis remnant regime claims to have "lured the rebels into our trap in Tripoli where we will destroy them" Just like one A. Hitler lured the Red Army into the ruins of Berlin.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, aye but I'm beginning to have a bit of respect for Gaddafi. OK, he's a cunt, but it's tribal over there and that's what the allies (?), don't understand. But he's taken all that they can fling at him for 6 months and is still there. Mad dog indeed!

former doonhamer said...

Gadaffi may be mad or ill, the man needed help. I agree with DL, you have to admit the guy has balls, shits like Cameron don`t, and very few mention all the good things Gadaffi did, for Libya, and the Libyan people. Libya has something the Zionists/Neocons wantm and already the vultures are squabbling over the spoils of "war." as in bombing the shit out of Libya, killing thousands of civilians, from sea and air, because NATO thugs didn`t want to get all that Libyan blood on their shiny suits and shoes, and don`t be fooled by the "rebels", they are brutal thugs, hired by the global criminals..

Dark Lochnagar said...

Dumfries, nearly missed you there! What you say is perfectly correct and what is worse is the way that our 'media' is reporting the 'war'. If it is, a civil war, we should not be participating, full stop.