HOW CAN WE SPEND £80 MILLION ON OLYMPIC OPENING CEREMONY?

I must be a right stupid bastard.  Here's was me thinking we were skint.  But it seems I was wrong.  The Government is spending £80 million of our money on a two hour opening ceremony at the Olympics.  It was supposed to come from sponsorship and ticket sales of course, but our Lords and Masters have decided it's worth it, so they can bask in the glory like some fucking ROMAN EMPEROR!

NEW COLOURS FOR SOLDIERS? WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?

Soldiers from The Highlanders will receive new colours from the Duke of Edinburgh at RAF Kinloss later. 

What the fuck is that all about?  They are going to receive 'colours' from a Greek dwarf, who happens to be married to a German descendent, who is head of the British Establishment?

Now don't get me wrong.  I fully support our forces and I would be the first one throwing Molatov cocktails at the Hun, when and not if they go to war with us again.  It's being, rehearsed already.  But this bunch have been in Afghanistan.  It's only the feeble brained who still believe that they are there other than to support a gas pipeline.  Forget all this pish about the Taliban and helping the female population.  In 5 years time when we're not there any longer, the Taliban will be the flavour of the day again and Sharia law will be implemented.  Much like what is happening in Egypt at the moment.  How stupid are our politicians?

Or is it us?

SHIT BE GONE-I WISH POLITICIANS WERE AS EASY TO GET RID OF!

WHY SHOULD PEOPLE DO COMPUSLORY WORK?

I'm almost ashamed at writing this.  But here goes:

According to the Maily Dale,

• Work-shy benefit claimants will be forced to do compulsory work in exchange for welfare under radical rules imposed in Parliament today.

•  The unemployed could be instructed to do ‘Mandatory Work Activity’ under a controversial new programme outlined by Work and Pensions Minister Chris Grayling.

• It is thought that they will have to pick up litter, mend fences or help repaint care homes.

• Jobseekers would have to spend up to 30 hours a week, for a month, on their work placement and would still have to look for work in between.

When I say almost ashamed it's for this reason.  Like everyone else, I would hope my taxes are not being squandered paying for some bastard to sit on their arse watching the TV.  That's the first reaction.

But then you think.  Hold on a minute.  They are the ones, according to certain people who claim to know about these things, that are causing the unemployment in the first place, by cutting too deep.  So, if they get away with this, where does it stop?  Do all the unemployed getting, £65 per week have to work a 30 hour week?  I thought we had a minimum wage?  What happens to all the peoples' jobs, who currently do the painting, mending fences and picking up litter?  Do they become unemployed and then have to do the same job for a third of the money?  Do we just become slaves?

Fine you say.  I'm not a painter.  Is a case of, first they come for the jobs of the painters, then it's the shop assistants, factory workers, waiters, van drivers?  Where the fuck does it stop?  Bosses, will take all the cheap labour you can give them... I know, I was one and run a substantial business.

Do you know where it will stop?  With the jobs of the politicians, their families and the elite.  So remember that when some van driver tells you, what a good job the coalition are doing, getting the unemployed back to work and off benefits!

ENERGY COMPANIES TO BE INVESTIGATED BY TOOTHLESS OFGEM

Greedy energy giants are to be investigated after revelations of a 38 per cent rise in profit margins on the back of soaring bills.

Industry regulator Ofgem is to investigate Britain’s ‘big six’ energy companies – many foreign-owned – amid allegations of profiteering on a massive scale.

The average profit margin per customer has leapt from £65 to £90 since September, taking it to the highest level in five years.

OOOOAGH!  A lot of fucking difference that will make.  Pure window dressing by a Government which has proffered it's arse to big business, just like the last lot did.  

TIME FOR REVOLUTION!

EUROLOTTERY MILLIONS-I REVEAL THE WINNERS NAMES!

Camelot bosses are frantically searching for two Brits who divided £90 million between them on Friday night.


Initial research indicates the at the winners are a Mr G. Brown of Fife and a Mr A. Darling of Edinburgh and the Western Isles.

If the couple turn out to be elected Government Ministers then Camelot are obligated to turn over the money immediately to good causes as elected Politicians are not allowed to participate in the Lottery in case of a bribes scandal.

HOW FUCKING BRILLIANT WOULD THAT BE?