Camelot bosses are frantically searching for two Brits who divided £90 million between them on Friday night.Initial research indicates the at the winners are a Mr G. Brown of Fife and a Mr A. Darling of Edinburgh and the Western Isles.
If the couple turn out to be elected Government Ministers then Camelot are obligated to turn over the money immediately to good causes as elected Politicians are not allowed to participate in the Lottery in case of a bribes scandal.
HOW FUCKING BRILLIANT WOULD THAT BE?
