NEW COLOURS FOR SOLDIERS? WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?

Soldiers from The Highlanders will receive new colours from the Duke of Edinburgh at RAF Kinloss later. 

What the fuck is that all about?  They are going to receive 'colours' from a Greek dwarf, who happens to be married to a German descendent, who is head of the British Establishment?

Now don't get me wrong.  I fully support our forces and I would be the first one throwing Molatov cocktails at the Hun, when and not if they go to war with us again.  It's being, rehearsed already.  But this bunch have been in Afghanistan.  It's only the feeble brained who still believe that they are there other than to support a gas pipeline.  Forget all this pish about the Taliban and helping the female population.  In 5 years time when we're not there any longer, the Taliban will be the flavour of the day again and Sharia law will be implemented.  Much like what is happening in Egypt at the moment.  How stupid are our politicians?

Or is it us?

IS IT JUST ME, OR IS ANYONE ELSE PISSED OFF WITH CELEBRITY?

Is it just me, or is anyone else pissed off with celebrity?

Now the lassie above, Kelly something, has a great pair of tits, but who the fuck is she???  Every time I go onto an online Newspaper and the 'Mail' is the worst, all I get is 'celebrity' pic down the side.  Am I the only one that doesn't give a fuck?

Who cares who, Tiger is shagging or if some twat called 'posh' spice, and there's a contradiction in terms, is pregnant?  I'm sure they're very nice people, but who gives a fuck?

The answer is of course, 40% of the female population of this country and probably about 30% of the males.  Which is fucking, Tony Gallenty, (plenty).

But why do we need all this pish?  Is it because our own lives are as humdrum as fuck?  Or are we just fascinated by some prick like Mr Beckham who's good at free kicks and can get around £250,000 per week!  Why don't we laud Scientists or Engineers or Surgeons?  But some twat that can kick a ball, or sing a song at a Karaoke, or act a scene in a film, filmed 20 seconds at a time?

In the old days, if a 'troubadour' was shite they'd execute them....  Maybe it's time again!

KATIE AND PETER- WHO GIVES A FUCK?

Your Say: Who Should Katie & Peter Date Next?

It's been a very long time since a celebrity split has got as many people talking as Katie Price and Peter Andre's messy meltdown. Not since Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston has one marriage break-up caused so much commotion in the gossip pages. So when we asked MSN users which celebrities Peter and Katie should date next, we received over 200,000 votes!

WHO WITH HALF A BRAIN GIVES A FUCK?

OR, AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T GO IN FOR THE "CULT OF CELEBRITY"?