ERIC JOYCE IS A MORON-BUT WHY DO THEY HAVE BARS IN THEIR WORKPLACE?

"Eric Joyce started out in his political career as a self-styled, idealistic campaigner.

But 11 years on from his election as a Labour MP he has found himself outside a London court talking of his "personal shame" for assaulting four fellow politicians in a House of Commons bar".-BBC Scotland

Joyce is a moron.  A typical big-headed Scottish Labourite.  He obviously has a drink problem like many others in the House of Commons and the Lords.  But, can anyone tell me why they have numerous bars in Westminster?   Does anyone else have a bar in their work?  If you get pished out your brains, are you allowed to carry on with your work?

The only honourable solution for this man who heads the expenses list for MPs with nearly a £1,000,000 a year, is for him to resign from his job, refusing a pension and allowances and an immediate by-election should be held.

What's the chances of that happening?

WHINING, THIEVING, CHEATING, BASTARD MPs, GET THEIR OWN WAY IN THE END!

MPs' Chairman-little smiling, shitey Bercow

MPs are to win back thousands of pounds in expenses entitlements after the watchdog in charge of policing claims announced plans to relax the rules. 
The Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority shocked anti-sleaze campaigners by bowing to MPs’ complaints and vowing to axe the strict regime introduced after the Westminster expenses scandal.

IPSA called for yet another new system, under which MPs will be trusted to tell the truth – a plan likely to be met with anger by taxpayers.

MPs could even be allowed to ‘redact’ or black out information on forms, making it less likely that the public and auditors will spot nefarious claims.  In addition, up to 100 MPs banned from receiving expenses for a second home are set to win a reprieve.


The country will be up in arms about this.  well at least those of us who have space left in our heads after programmes like 'Eastenders' and 'The X Factor' fill most of our populations' heads with shite.  But, I don't suppose we should have been surprised!  The politicians have been robbing us blind for years and after all they are well up the Establishment tower.  While they cheat and rob us and take bribes and handouts in the way of cushy, one day a week jobs, with some defense contractor or a bank, paying in excess of £100k per year, we, their EMPLOYERS, are taxed out of existence, at least those of us who still have jobs.


As I've been saying recently and I never thought I would become an anarchist at my age, the only way to frighten these bastards, is to get out on the streets and to keep on doing it, until things change.  If that involves deaths, either at the hands of the Police or the protesters, then so be it.  The Police have to realize that they are on the same side as us not the politicians.  In watching programmes about early civilizations you realize that this is not a new problem and has been going on throughout history.  We in this country have been ruled by an Establishment for far too long and it's time we took power back into our own hands.  They rob us blind and keep us as wage slaves and then give us a fucking Royal wedding to distract us, at least those Royal, arse-licking sycophants.

If we let them away with it again, we deserve all the shite we get.

AUDITOR GENERAL REFUSES TO SIGN OFF MPs' EXPENSES-THE BASTARDS ARE STILL AT IT!

The Auditor General has refused to sign off last year's House of Commons accounts in full amid serious concerns about millions of pounds of expenses paid to MPs.

Amyas Morse, the head of the National Audit Office, found the Commons authorities unable to provide evidence justifying £2.6 million of claims.

In addition, the House could not prove that another £11.3 million of expenditure had been incurred for parliamentary purposes.

As a result, Mr Morse has qualified the Commons' accounts for 2009/10 - the first year in which he has been required to examine the claims of MPs in any detail.

In his report on the House of Commons Members Resource Accounts 2009/10, Mr Morse said there were £13.9 million of payments to MPs which were "either unsupported or where entitlement could not be fully demonstrated".

He said that the Commons had failed to maintain proper accounting records concerning the £98.1 million of reimbursements to MPs in expenses.

The bastards are still at it.  It's the kid the public on we're doing something about it, get some troughers to pay back a few bob and keep the game going.  

THERE IS ONLY ONE SOLUTION! GET OUT ON THE

 STREETS IN PROTEST

 AND HANG ONE MP IN FOUR!

AND....YOU THOUGHT OUR MPs WERE THIEVING BASTARDS!

Politicians in Iraq have raked in more than $1,000 a minute for working just TWENTY minutes this year.

They picked up a fee of $90,000 and a monthly salary of  $22,500 a month for doing next to nothing and staying free in Baghdad's finest hotel.

Their lavish perks and salaries emerged as the 325 lawmakers prepared to hold second parliamentary session since the election last March.

But there is growing resentment among  ordinary Iraqis struggling to make ends meet  that politicians are living the high life.  A mid-level government employee makes around $600 a month and ordinary people lack basic services like water and electricity.

A politician's basic monthly salary is $10,000 - just $4,500 short of that of rank-and-file members of the U.S. Congress.  In addition, an MP gets a $12,500 monthly allowance for housing and security arrangements, for a combined total of $22,500. 

They also get to spend nights free at Baghdad's Rasheed Hotel in the relatively safe environment of the Green Zone, regardless of whether parliament is in session. And they collect a $600 per day when traveling inside or out of Iraq.  Once out of office, they get 80 percent of their salary monthly for life, and for eight years they can keep the diplomatic passports that they - and often their families - are issued, for all time.

The Yanks wonder where their tax dollars go.  These bastards are paid more than ours.  But to be fair, there is a fair chance of some of them ending up dead, which isn't likely to happen to ours, unless your name is Stephen Timms!  I wonder if they flip their second homes and have duck ponds?

TRIO OF ASIAN, NOBILITY (LOL), CAUGHT FIDDLING EXPENSES

Lord Paul , Baroness Uddin and Lord Bhatia, CHEATING FUCKERS!

The trio – two Labour peers and a cross-bencher – are expected to be officially recommended for censure in a statement tomorrow by the House of Lords authorities.

Baroness Uddin, a Labour peer and the first Muslim woman to be appointed to the upper house, is set to be suspended from the Lords for between a year and 18 months, and has agreed to pay back £125,000 in wrongly claimed expenses.

Lord Paul, another Labour peer and a major party donor, has been recommended for a suspension of between four and six months and has agreed to pay back £40,000.

Lord Bhatia, who sits as a cross-bencher but has also donated money to Labour, faces a ban of between six and 12 months and is to repay voluntarily £27,000.

It shouldn't be a matter of suspension, UNLESS IT'S FROM THE END OF A ROPE, for any Noble Lord or Right Honourable MP.  They should be prosecuted by the law and if found guilty jailed for a substantial length of time.  If anyone was found to be fiddling their benefits to this extent, they would be expecting a stay at her Majesty's pleasure.

For this trio, there is no excuse, unlike the benefit fiddler who might be needing the money for food,  because they are some of the richest people in the country.  Lord Paul, for instance is the 88th richest man in Britain.

They should have known better, they didn't need the money, jail the fuckers AND TAKE BACK THEIR ENNOBLEMENT .  End of story. 

PAY AT THE TOP OF THE PUBLIC SECTOR IS A DISGRACE!

PAUL STEPHENSON WHO EARNS £280,000 DISCUSSES HIS INVESTMENTS WITH THERESA MAY

More than 9,000 public sector employees earn more than the Prime Minister, according to most comprehensive analysis of state pay levels ever undertaken.
In a stark illustration of the financial rewards available to workers in the NHS, schools and police forces, the study found a total of 9,187 earning more than the £142,500 paid to David Cameron. There are also 38,000 who earn more than £100,000 a year.

38,000 earning more than £100k in the public service!  Plus their pensions, annual leave and sick days.  Fucking unbelievable.  Ah, but they will tell us, we could be earning more in the private sector.  My answer to that would be, well go and do it.  BTW, you're banned from using any influence from your current employment in your new one.  See how many companies want you then.

The same should go for politicians.  Pay MPs, £40k and see how many of them want to go into PUBLIC SERVICE!  OK, give them a decent pension to compensate, based on the number of years service.  It would also bring down wages in the private sector, which would mean companies paying more tax and there would be a knock on in the housing market.  Anyone earning over £100k in wages, shares, bonuses etc, should be paying 75% tax on their earnings over the £100k.  Time we returned to normality!

80% OF BRITAIN'S POLITICIANS SHOULD BE TAKEN OUT AND SHOT FOR THIS DISGRACE!

A young boy weeps at the coffin of his soldier father.
On the same day in the House of Commons, MPs are given a rare opportunity to debate the war that claimed Lance Corporal Joseph Pool’s life  And only one in six turn up.
In Westminster, it was the first time MPs have been able to vote on the Afghanistan conflict since the 2001 invasion.  But despite many claiming there was ‘no issue of greater importance’ than the war, fewer than 100 bothered to attend the debate.

If ever anything illustrated the difference between the political class in this country and the rest of us, this was it.  There are 550 MPs who should hang their heads in shame.  This is why we need independence.  To bring the Government nearer to the people.  Imagine for one minute, if a Scottish Government had taken Scotland into the Afghan war and at the first debate for 9 years only 16% of MSPs had turned up?  They would have been hounded from office, but the fuckwits in London seem to change when they get down there.  Maybe the grand surrounds of Westminster turn their heads.  I don't know.  But, I do know one thing. (Some people say, only one thing-Ed).  They are a totally different person after they go down there for the first time, with a few notable exceptions.  When they get elected they would crawl, up your very arsehole, to get your vote, but two working months later, they couldn't give a fuck.  Write to your MP and ask if he was at the debate and if not, why not?  Particularly, if as most of us have in Scotland, Labour MPs.  What we're they too busy?

NOW THE BASTARD MPS COMPLAIN ABOUT PAYING £2.90 FOR GUINNESS

Their housing allowances have been slashed, their first class train travel cut and their gardening expenses banned. Now MPs cannot even cry into their cheap subsidised pints.
A pint of Becks is to rise from £2.20 to £2.90, as will a pint of Guinness.  The move has been greeted with dismay by MPs. One senior Labour MP, who did not wish to be named, said: "It's scandalous.  "I'm stuck in London doing a public service job and now they want to raise the price of my well-deserved pint by almost 50 per cent."

The FUCKWITS still don't get it, do they?  Time we had a military coup.  Line MPs up and hang every third one from the lamp posts over Westminster Bridge, making sure that BERCOW and his slutty wife are included, (I know she's not a MP, but she's worth it), and draw up a proper constitution for the country which doesn't enrich politicians.  Mind you, by that time, I think a few of them might have WELL PUCKERED ARSEHOLES anyway!

MPs NEED TO SHOW A BIT OF HUMILITY AND REALITY

Sir Ian Kennedy

Furious MPs are plotting to scrap Parliament's expenses watchdog only weeks after its launch.
They are angry at the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority's strict demands that they submit receipts with every claim they make.  Now MPs are threatening to veto Ipsa's budget or even repeal the Act of Parliament which set it up.

It's time these bastards showed some humility and reality.  They are still in the DOGHOUSE as far as the public are concerned.  They don't like have to have receipts for every claim.  FUCK ME, do you know any company where you are able to make an expenses claim without HAVING RECEIPTS?  They also claim they have to pay the money out before it is reimbursed.  Well, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD THAT THE REST OF US ARE IN!

MICHAEL MARTIN'S LAST GASP, SECRET, PRESENT TO MPs

h/t G.O.T.

DISGRACED MPs will retain their privileged access to the House of Commons even after losing their seats in parliament.

Almost all will be entitled to a parliamentary pass for life as a result of a secret ruling by Michael Martin, the former "GORBALS MICK".   The ruling could help departing MPs to market their continuing connections with parliament to political lobbyists. Former members are forbidden from using the pass for lobbying, but there are no safeguards to stop them doing so, so we know what that means!  Sir Alistair Graham, former chairman of the committee for standards in public life, the parliamentary watchdog, said: “Access to parliament provides an incentive for lobbyist companies to employ ex-MPs.”

With over 12.5% of ALL LOBBYISTS being ex-MPs, why doesn't this Parliamentary Watchdog do something about it?  Or is it just the usual, ONE RULE FOR US AND ANOTHER FOR THEM?

WHAT THE BASTARDS GET UP TO IN THE PALIAMENTARY RECESS!

In my opinion all 2nd jobs for MPs should either be stopped and I accept the argument about them getting different experiences or if not stopped, THE EARNINGS SHOULD BE CAPPED.

How can these CHEATING BASTARDS say they are using the recess to work in their constituencies when they are making huge sums working for companies who are employing them in fields in which they have governmental experience.

THE NEWSPAPERS can't say that these firms are buying their inside knowledge for fear of getting sued, BUT I CAN BECAUSE I'VE GOT FUCK ALL!

IT SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED!

THESE MPs AND THE COMPANIES WHO PAY THEM FORTUNES, ARE CROOKED!

NOW SUE ME YOU BASTARDS.