EL PRESIDENTE SALMONDO WILL WIPE THE SMILE OF YOUR BULLINGDON TOFF'S FACE, CAMERON!

TWO PEAS IN A POD

I can see you smiling, "fuck off DL", I hear you say, " Gray and Cameron, two peas in a pod"!


Yes, the North British Leader of a political party and the South Britain Leader of a very similar party with more or less the same policy, FUCK SCOTLAND!  In order to do this, they are trying to slag the only Scottish party in the election, the SNP and  particularly in Gray's case, trying to take away the RIGHT OF THE SCOTTISH PEOPLE to have a vote for their own future.  Yes, the Scottish People are too fucking stupid to vote for themselves and he may be right.  After 60 years of being kicked in the teeth by Labour, the  people of Scotland seem to vote for them again and again.  Except in the election which is becoming increasingly important to the people of Scotland, for HOLYROOD.  So the two Unionist puppet-masters think they'll turn their attention to the leader of the SNP, Alex Salmond as they can't beat them in a policy trade off. 

The BULLINGDON TOFF  mocked the Scottish First Minister calling him "El Presidente Salmondo" and suggested Mr Salmond was conducting a presidential style election.

He told the Scottish Mail on Sunday: "This is not a presidential system. Last time I looked it was a parliamentary system and El Presidente Salmondo needs to think again."

Let's hope that by putting the people of Scotland first, 'El Presidente' wipes the smiles off these arrogant fuckers' faces! 

HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH FOREIGN AID FOR COUNTRIES WITH HUGE DEFENCE SPENDING!

The Prime Minister was criticised for offering to spend more than £600 million of British taxpayers’ money in a country whose government he admitted could waste at least some of the aid.   Visiting Islamabad, the Pakistani capital, Mr Cameron announced that over the next four years, British aid for education in Pakistan could reach £650 million. 

Britain’s last four-year budget, from 2009-13, allocated £250 million for education.  Pakistan spent barely 2 per cent of its annual budget on education, but more than 15 per cent went on defense.

Is this some sort of payback to a Muslim country for trying to bring civilisation to it?  The place is a shitehole and if any Bolsheviks from Dundee are reading this, they can quote me.  It's a shitehole, not because of any British colonial interference, but because it is a country where corruption is a way of life, which has a President, (a good friend of Prince Andrew), who is known as Mr ten percent, because nothing gets done in Pakistan unless he gets his cut.

Surely the time to hand out largess to third world countries is during the good times, not when the country is struggling.  So the disabled are being disadvantaged in this country so that Pakistan can spend fortunes on Chinese military aircraft.  Have Cameron's banker bosses told him to pay this money out, do you suppose?  If so, why?  Obviously encouraging the Chinese defense industry will earn them more money, as armaments always do.  It also puts us further down the path to World War 3.  Does the fuckwit, who people believe is in charge of this country, no longer have any independent thought?  Britain is the joke of the World Powers, as we hang onto America's coat-tails regardless of the colour or complexion of our or the US's administration.  If you met this tube Cameron in the pub, I wonder how long you'd be able to wait before you smacked him, in the mouth?  Fuck me, I thought Brown was bad.  It almost makes you nostalgic!

'NANNY STATE' ADVERTISING ESCALATED 3000% UNDER LABOUR!

Spending on the poster, television and cinema campaigns rose 30 fold during Labour's time in power, yet failed to prevent the growth of the "lifestyle" diseases the money was meant to combat.
Over the same period, the number of sexually transmitted infections doubled, while levels of obesity and binge drinking soared.
The new figures, obtained under the Freedom of Information Act, show that Department of Health spending on advertising rose from £2 million in 1997 to £59 million this year.

Yes, more a case, DO WHAT WE TELL YOU, rather than DO WHAT WE DO!
Remember BLAIR in that advert telling us not to over extend on our mortgages as he looks for his TENTH house in the CARIBBEAN?  Remember BROWN telling us to 'BE CAREFUL IN THE OFFICE' , as he flings printers and mobiles about and what about THAT SLIMY FUCKPIG, MANDELSON telling us to practise 'SAFE SEX' when every bastard in Westminster WAS SHAGGING HIM, 'BAREBACK'. 

Aye, just a bunch of VILE, GRASPING BASTARDS.

NOW I KNOW HE'S LOST IT. BROWN PRAISES THE 'GRAY' MAN!

Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, managed to put in an appearance at Labour's spring conference today after travelling up from Peterborough, where he appeared at another conference.  (Who the fuck's running the country)?  He praised the party's Holyrood leader Iain Gray, describing him as one of the "architects of Labour's fightback in Scotland".  Mr Brown made a jibe at the SNP First Minister of Scotland, Alex Salmond, saying Mr Gray's efforts at Holyrood had "ensured that the Salmond season is well and truly over".

The one-eyed twat has obviously lost it altogether if he thinks that fucker Gray is an effective leader and is ANY MATCH for Alex Salmond!  He would be hard pushed to run an ice-cream van, never mind a RAGTAG POLITICAL PARTY!


Brown also said  "We will work together to implement, following the Calman report, the next stage of devolution to the Scottish Parliament."  That could see Holyrood get more powers over drink driving, speed limits and air weapons.
 
Fuck me, HAUD ME BACK!  Our own control over speed limits and air guns.  Whoopydoo!
 
P.S.  Looking at the photo above, I think the Grayman could be in the first grips of Alcoholism, going by his ruddy face.

WHO IS A DISASTER, AN EMBARRASSMENT TO BRITAIN AND EARNS MORE THAN OBAMA?-BARONESS ASHTON

Yet after only 100 days in the job as the EU's top diplomat, the consensus on 53-year-old Cathy Ashton is that she is also one of the worst politicians on the international stage.  There have been so many gaffes in such a short space of time that there are now serious questions over whether she can survive to the end of the year - let alone until 2014, when her lucrative contract is due to expire.

Yesterday, it emerged that David Miliband, the Foreign Secretary, had written to her giving her blunt advice on how to do the job properly and it's a SAD DAY when BANANA BOY gives advice to anyone on how to do a job!
The woman has been picked from obscurity to a job she is not suited for with a salary of £328,000 when she would be better suited to running a parish council.  She decided last week instead of going to a meeting of EU Defence Ministers with NATO officials to go to the inauguration of the pro-Russian, Ukrainian Prime Minister.  A throwback from her days in the CND?

The woman is an embarrassment to Britain and the sooner she is throw to the wolves and gets her £464,000 payoff and £64,000 pension the better and Brown should pay it personally for foisting this idiot on the EU.

CONMAN POSING AS BOGUS PRIME MINISTER IS ARRESTED!

A conman who posed as The British Prime Minister using kit bought from eBay was jailed yesterday for 20 months.

Gordon Brown’s deception was so successful that even his wife believed he was the Prime Minister.  At their wedding six years ago, he reserved a place for American President, George W. Bush, blaming his subsequent no-show on security problems.

At various times he claimed to be a Chancellor of the Exchequer, Leader of the Labour Party, Saviour of the World's Finances and Super Climate Change Supremo.  In 2009, he gave various talks, in a badly fitting suit, at the Palace of Westminster, answering questions from Leaders of the Conservative and Liberal Democrat parties.  He then went on to take questions from various MPs.


Worcester Crown Court was told that Brown would con the Nation with impunity. After staying at a country house owned by the U.K. called Chequers, he offered to buy the property for £12,720,000, telling Civil Servants that a recent inheritance meant he could pay in cash.  But he stalled for nearly two years, delaying the supposed purchase with a series of bounced cheques and excuses.  To prove his finances were sound, he authorised loans to the banks of £1.7 trillion of which he expected to get a cut when he left office.  All the time he continued to take free breaks at the £100,200-a-week property.

American President, Barack Obama, the first black man ever to hold the post, when informed about Brown's deception, told us "Shhh!  Shutup!  I've got them believing I'm the Leader over here, as well!"

AT LONG LAST SOMEONE IS STANDING UP FOR US IN EUROPE!

EU leaders 'furious' at David Cameron's bid to scupper Lisbon Treaty

David Cameron enraged European leaders by writing to the Czech president about the Lisbon Treaty. French president Nicolas Sarkozy, German chancellor Angela Merkel and Spanish prime minister Jose Luiz Rodriguez Zapatero were said to have been angered by the Tory leader's positioning.
Mr Sarkozy was allegedly overheard telling Gordon Brown he was incensed by the letter. Mrs Merkel and Mr Zapataro apparently made similar remarks, also in private.

Mr Sarkozy told Gordon Brown according to a Labour insider that "he,(David Cameron) ees un Bastard. We have gone along with your plans to get Mr Tony the President and now hees scuppered our plans by looking to be Prime Minister".

WELL DONE DAVID. I'm not a supporter but anything that annoys those THREE FUCKERS CAN'T BE BAD!

ARSEHOLE AND BANANA BOY'S BROTHER HATCH UP NEW TAX

BROWN AND MILLIBAND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH AT OUR EXPENSE!

Gordon Brown today sparked fears of soaring air fares by calling for a £60billion-a-year international fund to help poor nations adapt to climate change, partly funded by aviation taxes.
The Prime Minister said developed countries should make the massive pot of money available to developing nations so their economies could grow even as they adapt to the changing global climate - and he committed Britain to paying its 'fair share'.
Mr Brown said some of the cash could be raised from international aviation and shipping, through taxes or by including these in carbon emissions trading markets.



So in other words after TAXING US TO THE FUCKING HILT, the BASTARDS are now going to charge us out of our meagre annual holidays, while they fly around the world in FIRST CLASS ON THEIR EXPENSES.

And how much do they think that our "ALLIES" the U.S.A. are going to pay towards this strategy? Well I can tell you now, FUCK ALL!

So as usual the country with the most ambitious targets for climate control, Scotland, will pay more in taxes than the WORLD'S BIGGEST POLLUTER, THE U.S.A.

I don't blame the Americans for this but everything in this country now is taxed to "HELP THE PLANET".

BUY A HOUSE ON A HILL AND GET SOME FISHING RODS!

EXSPENSES AND BROWN'S CAVE-IN

OLD MUGABROON MUST BE HAVIN A LARF!

With a Government mired in sleaze allegations, the Great White Leader, who is by the way, flying round the World looking for photo-opportunities, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Poland, has failed in his YOUTUBE attempt to get MPs to change their greedy ways.

Former Minister "Piggy" Clarke said the way Mr Brown had issued his plans to reform expenses – which was a matter for MPs rather than the government – had undermined the Prime Minister."He's got to not bully in the way that he goes about it," he said. "I thought this kind of diktat that came from the YouTube video simply was not the right way to go.

So there you go Gordon, your attempt to get the country's mind off your disastrous handling of the Economy HASN'T WORKED!

WATCH OUT FOR A LASER PRINTER HEADING YOUR WAY SOON, PIGGY!