'NANNY STATE' ADVERTISING ESCALATED 3000% UNDER LABOUR!

Spending on the poster, television and cinema campaigns rose 30 fold during Labour's time in power, yet failed to prevent the growth of the "lifestyle" diseases the money was meant to combat.
Over the same period, the number of sexually transmitted infections doubled, while levels of obesity and binge drinking soared.
The new figures, obtained under the Freedom of Information Act, show that Department of Health spending on advertising rose from £2 million in 1997 to £59 million this year.

Yes, more a case, DO WHAT WE TELL YOU, rather than DO WHAT WE DO!
Remember BLAIR in that advert telling us not to over extend on our mortgages as he looks for his TENTH house in the CARIBBEAN?  Remember BROWN telling us to 'BE CAREFUL IN THE OFFICE' , as he flings printers and mobiles about and what about THAT SLIMY FUCKPIG, MANDELSON telling us to practise 'SAFE SEX' when every bastard in Westminster WAS SHAGGING HIM, 'BAREBACK'. 

Aye, just a bunch of VILE, GRASPING BASTARDS.

AINSWORTH-CASUALTIES TO RISE BECAUSE WE TOLD TALIBAN WE WERE COMING!

BRITISH SOLDIERS REST IN HELMAND YESTERDAY

British troops could be killed as a direct result of the strategy to publicise the imminent major Allied offensive in Afghanistan, it was feared last night.  The decision has given insurgents time to plant thousands of extra roadside bombs at key locations, Defence Secretary Bob Ainsworth admitted yesterday.


His comments came as a British soldier was killed in Helmand Valley trying to defuse a roadside bomb in preparation for Operation Moshtarak.  The soldier, from 36 Engineer Regiment, died in an explosion in Nad-e-Ali district on Monday. He is the third British serviceman to die in a roadside bomb in the past four days.
MPs questioned the decision to give the Taliban advance notice of the operation, which had left troops forced to ‘clear routes’ for fleeing civilians as well as their own personnel.  Military sources believe the Taliban have laid ‘thousands’ of extra IEDs or improvised explosive devices in recent weeks.


It pains me to say it with new casualties piling up, but you heard it here first on Monday.  Ainsworth and by implication the Chief of Staff in the Army will play a big part in any British casualties we suffer and if this has not been an operational but a political decision then AINSWORTH'S HEAD MUST ROLL.  If it's someone in the Army Command then their HEAD MUST ROLL.

If British  lives are being lost needlessly, THE BRITISH PEOPLE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.

  WE SHOULD BE TOLD!

IS AINSWORTH GROWING A PAIR OF BALLS AT LAST?

HAT TIP TO GIGITS WHEREVER HE IS FOR THE PHOTO

Bob Ainsworth, the defence secretary, has blamed Barack Obama and the United States for the decline in British public support for the war in Afghanistan.


The Defence Secretary's blunt remarks about the US threaten to strain further a transatlantic relationship. Mr Ainsworth took the unprecedented step of publicly criticising the US President and his delays in sending more troops to bolster the mission against the Taliban.  A “period of hiatus” in Washington - and a lack of clear direction - had made it harder for ministers to persuade the British public to go on backing the Afghan mission in the face of a rising death toll, he said.


CAREFUL BOB.  IF YOU DESTROY THE "SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP", YOUR GAFFER WON'T GET TO LICK OBAMA'S BLACK ARSE ANY MORE!

LESBIAN GETS FORTUNE FROM ARMY IN DAMAGES AFTER ASSAULT FROM AINSWORTH!

A CARPET-MUNCHING soldier who was awarded nearly £190,000 after an employment tribunal found she was sexually harassed by MINISTER of DEFENCE, BOB AINSWORTH has had her payout INCREASED by more than £62,000. The Ministry of Defence launched an appeal after it was ordered to pay former Lance Bombardier Kerry Fletcher £186,895 following her successful claim for ATTEMPTED SEXUAL ASSAULT FROM AN OLD WANKER WITH A TOUPEE! (I don't mean that he used his wig to assault her)
The MoD was ordered to pay Miss Fletcher £30,000 for injury to feelings, £20,000 to fund new DILDOS, £50,000 FOR NICE BIG NEW TITS and £65,558 for PLASTIC SURGERY to her face in case anyone recognised her and made a fool of her!


MINISTER AINSWORTH meanwhile is in negotiations with the TALIBAN and AL QU'EDA, both of whom want him to stay in his job.

PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME BECAUSE I'M A TWAT!

'I'M A VICTIM' SAYS AINSWORTH, 'IT'S BECAUSE OF MY MOUSTACHE, ACCENT AND BECAUSE I'M NO INTELLECTUAL.'

NO, BOB. IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE A USELESS PIECE OF JOBSWORTH, NEW LABOUR SHITE!

Anyway you don't seem to have the STOMACH FOR THE JOB, thanks to G.O.T.