EXSPENSES AND BROWN'S CAVE-IN

OLD MUGABROON MUST BE HAVIN A LARF!

With a Government mired in sleaze allegations, the Great White Leader, who is by the way, flying round the World looking for photo-opportunities, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Poland, has failed in his YOUTUBE attempt to get MPs to change their greedy ways.

Former Minister "Piggy" Clarke said the way Mr Brown had issued his plans to reform expenses – which was a matter for MPs rather than the government – had undermined the Prime Minister."He's got to not bully in the way that he goes about it," he said. "I thought this kind of diktat that came from the YouTube video simply was not the right way to go.

So there you go Gordon, your attempt to get the country's mind off your disastrous handling of the Economy HASN'T WORKED!

WATCH OUT FOR A LASER PRINTER HEADING YOUR WAY SOON, PIGGY!