THE HEAD SWINE WAS OFF TO AFGHANISTAN TO SPREAD "GREEDY" SWINE FLU TO THE TROOPS.
As if the poor Bastards don't have enough to contend with, some stupid BASTARD, wearing a suit, as usual, addresses the troops in the boiling sun. Do they not have camouflage fatigues to fit he FAT BASTARD.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TALIBAN WHEN YOU NEED THEM.
He's fat and he's wearing a black suit, YOU CAN'T MISS THE TWAT! (If you can't hit his twat just shoot him anywhere).
The rest of the GREEDY SWINE FLU BUNCH will be indoors in their SECOND HOUSES, five miles from WESTMINSTER, counting their expenses.
YES! I MEAN YOU BASTARDS! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!