QUEEN INVITES REPRESSIVE KING OF BAHRAIN TO LUNCH

 

The Queen has risked an international outcry by inviting the King of Bahrain to a Diamond Jubilee banquet despite widespread criticism of his bloody and repressive regime.

This despot should have been forced from power the same way as Gaddafi was.  His regime is just as ruthless as all the others in the Middle East, but of course, Bahrain is a friend of the West, allowing the Americans to base their fleet there.  The whole situation is sickening and it just goes to show, that all these fuckers are as bad as each other.  It's time we had a republic, where we elect our leaders and where they don't come from some medieval  dynasty.   She can stick her jubilee up her arse.

HOW CAN YOU HAVE A GOVERNMENT WITHOUT ELECTED POLITICIANS?

 

Mario Monti, Italy's new prime minister, appointed a Government without a single politician on Wednesday. 

How is it possible to have a Government made up of Technocrats without a single politician?  Surely that is at the hub of all democracies, that at least we can be seen to pick a Government.  Most people who read this shite would be of the opinion, that although we pick them, they don't follow our wishes or indeed their manifestos, well apart from the SNP, that is.

But the difference is on the face value of it, at least we can change them if we feel they're no longer up to the job.  Italy has technocrats who have been imposed on the country by the German and French Governments to ensure that the Euro contagion does not spread any further, at least not as far as Germany and France.  What right do the Merkozy twins have in imposing their people in a neighbouring countries Government?  be in no doubt this is what has happened.  If the Italian and Greek Technocrats had not been former bankers and deemed suitable by this pair, they would not now be in power.

Berlusconi had his bad points but he also had some good.  But at least, he was elected by the people of Italy and he should only have been removed by those people.  Can you imagine if this happened in Britain or even worse in a pro-European Scotland?  What if the Queen made Mervyn King a Lord and he became Prime Minister?  There would quite rightly be an uproar.  That's more or less what's happened in Italy!  Speaking of Mervyn King, is it not about time someone sached the fucker?  He never seems to get his predictions right.  He would be better off tossing a coin!

IT'S TERRIBLE WHAT OUR RULERS HAVE TO PUT UP WITH!

As far as the Queen is concerned, nothing but the best will do for her beloved corgis.

Indeed, staff often joke that her pampered pets eat better than the human members of the Royal Family.

And last week, she was shocked to find that the dogs’ supposedly freshly cooked meals were actually frozen and reheated.

FUCK ME!

IS NOW THE TIME FOR INDEPENDENCE?

Should the new SNP Government now go for full independence?

You won't be surprised to hear me say yes.  Like it or not, Scots have always considered that Scotland is a separate nation from England.  In many ways like the opinion, that many Englishmen have, that England is a separate country from Scotland and shouldn't be a part of the EU.  I think the Scots are endured by many English.  They are fed shite about how Scotland is a drain on the English purse, when anyone with a modicum of intelligence can look at the GERS reports online and see that Scotland has been in surplus for many years.  Indeed, oil, a Scottish asset has floated the British Economy since the early 70s, a fact that is rarely mentioned.  Then we hear the crap about how the English bailed out the Scottish Banks, RBS and HBOS.  Well, these have been British companies, albeit with their HQs in Scotland, since 1707 and in any case the last time I looked, Halifax was not in Scotland.

Is there an economic case for independence?  Again I would say yes.  There is still some oil left in Scottish waters, so please, don't lets squander what's left.  We have 40% of all renewable potential in Europe with wave power going to be an important feature.  We should have control of these assets in Scotland, to be used for the good of the Scottish people, like they do in Norway.  Control of the seabed round Scotland should be our first priority.  At the moment that right belongs to the British Monarchy.  Osborne gave the Queen massive dividends from that source in his budget, (which was sneaked in so no-one noticed it), and I'm sure they don't need anymore money than they currently  have.

Politically, as the people of Scotland realise that an SNP Government is there to govern for Scotland and doesn't have one eye on their masters in London, they will realise the benefits of an independent nation.  The people of Scotland have the right to self determination in just the same way as the new Arab states do, so in my opinion now is the time to forge ahead to  independence.

WERE STUDENTS CLOSE TO BEING SHOT?

When the students attacked Charles and Horsefaces' car, how close were they to getting shot?

I understand the car, lost the protection of the outriders and police escort as they police stupidly sent them on a route straight into the student protesters.  Now I for one, wouldn't have minded seeing the two old tarts getting a good going over.  The Queen presides over the British Establishment, which the more you look into is, holding back masses of the population, the sheeple, as they have been called.  Never minding, the fact that the establishment, the politicians, the journalists and believe it or not, 60% of new British rock bands, went to Oxbridge, the places won by the 'wrong sort' of students are practically nil.  Students today got a valuable lesson that they should remember for many years to come.  Fuck, I sound like an anarchist!

The only protection the Royals had was from a detective in the car with them.  Now, he would have undoubtedly been armed.  How close was he to pulling his weapon and firing on the Prince's attackers?  Would a couple of students with gunshot wounds, get the people of this country onto the streets?

Personally, I doubt it.  We'll carry on kidding ourselves that we live in a democracy that allows politicians to lie and cheat their expenses and largely get off with it, to the extent that it is still happening.

WE'RE LIED TO AGAIN ABOUT THE ROYALS-WHAT MUGS WE ARE!

The Queen stands to gain millions of pounds a year in extra funding, even as the rest of the country suffers from swingeing Government cuts, it emerged yesterday.

The Royal Household’s budget is set to rocket under an overhaul that will see the sovereign share in the profits from the immensely lucrative Crown Estate for the first time in 250 years.

The royals are expected to benefit annually from a 15 per cent slice of the £6.6billion property portfolio’s profits when the new ‘sovereign support grant’ is introduced, Treasury sources revealed last night.

The Queen and Prince Philip at Ascot Racecourse, part of the Crown Estate

The revelations contrast with the 14 per cent cut in the Queen’s budget announced by Chancellor George Osborne during Wednesday’s spending review. 

Courtiers spoke of how the Royal Family would be tightening its belt in line with the rest of the country, as it was revealed the £30million annual Government grant is to be frozen at that level until 2012 with only a £1million one-off supplementary payment to cover the extra costs of the Diamond Jubilee in 2012.

But in fact the change is thought likely to give a significant boost to the royal coffers once it comes into effect in 2013. 

Even during the economic downturn 15 per cent of profits from the portfolio would have yielded more money than the Queen’s current Government funding, and once the economy recovers the revenues should far outstrip it.

Why the fuck are we going to give the Queen around a BILLION POUNDS?

Can anyone tell me, when are we going to get off our fucking big, fat arses, stop watching shite like the X factor and do something about the devious, lying, political class in this country.  We are constantly lied to about, 'how we are all in it together', while it is fucking painfully obvious that we're not.  Now don't get me wrong.  I have nothing against having a Prime Minister who is a millionaire.  I certainly would rather have someone 'ruling' the country who had been to private school and University than a fucking postman, even if he's never had a proper job.  A millionaire doesn't have to thieve and lie like Blair has, because he already has a few bob and in theory he can get on with running the country, at least to the extent his banking masters let him.

Yes it's time we were out on the streets, like the French.  Not to protest about pensions, but to change this so called 'democracy' to one that is designed to serve us, not their masters in some dark room somewhere.  Hanging every third MP would be a good start and might concentrate the minds of the rest!

BOOK SIGNING BY BLAIR IN BAGDAD GOES BADLY!

ALI'S BOOK STORE AFTER THE BOOK SIGNING

There were chaotic scenes in Baghdad, last night after an appearance by Ex-Prime Minister, Tony Blair.  The book signing of his new book, 'I'm a murdering, millionaire fuckpig',  has to sell 5,000,000 copies before it breaks even, after Blair was given an advance of £10m, of which he is giving £3.46 to the British Legion as a tax dodge.

The evening started with Blair being flown in by Army helicopter at the British Taxpayers' expense.  A large crown had gathered outside 'Ali's Book Store', the Iraqi equivalent of 'Waterstones', right next to 'Nadir's Carpets', the Iraqi subsidiary of 'Carpet Right' of London, Paris and Tel -Aviv.  As Blair arrived the crowd started to chant, "Blair, Blair, fucking murdering pigdog"!  It was at this point the barrage of shoes started to be thrown, a ancient Arab insult, well at least when they're new but these were real smelly bastards.
I asked an incensed bystander who had appeared to have flung his whole family's shoes including his baby's bootees, which having been made out of river reeds, didn't go very far.  "Why do you hate Mr Blair so much", I asked?  "Because he sent his soldiers here to kill all my family when I was out looking for water", he told me", tears welling up in his eyes.  "Why does Queen Elizabeth send soldiers to invade Iraq, we no do fuck all to England"?
As I couldn't really answer his question, I concluded the interview and made my way by Army Tank back to my badly damaged, bullet strewn hotel with the Iraqi's voice resonating around my head.