Saturday, 27 August 2011

IT'S TERRIBLE WHAT OUR RULERS HAVE TO PUT UP WITH!

As far as the Queen is concerned, nothing but the best will do for her beloved corgis.
Indeed, staff often joke that her pampered pets eat better than the human members of the Royal Family.
And last week, she was shocked to find that the dogs’ supposedly freshly cooked meals were actually frozen and reheated.

FUCK ME!

8 comments:

throbber said...

It's funny ( not) seeing our media slagging off the opulence of the former gaddafi regime. Cheap tat furniture and a swimming pool ?
Fuck me it takes centuries to get some serious stuff like our lot.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Throbs, mind you with all the money he had, he bought some shite. What about that tent?

The Young Oligarch said...

My Granny used to feed her cat smoked salmon .

Cut the pensions , I say !

Dark Lochnagar said...

oli, I feed one of my cats frozen, (cooked!), chicken breasts from Farmfoods. At 3kg for a £10, it's cheaper than fucking cat food!

Billy said...

Probably better for your cat anyway DL as cat food is full of crap anyway. I know someone who has a freezer for his cats food because he used to work in a pet food factory and won't feed his any cat food.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Billy, we had them at the vets for their annual vets' pension fund injections last week and she told us it was better to give them dried stuff, (which we do as well), because it's better for them. Fuck me! I could have saved a fortune.

Sally said...

My pussy loves a nice bit of wet tongue three times a day.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sally, I'll say! And if I knew your pussy, it would get it!