SCANDAL OF OUR FUNDING OF THE RICHEST FAMILY IN BRITAIN-THE ROYALS

 

Prince Charles was personally consulted by George Osborne about a controversial change to the law which has significantly boosted the Royal Family’s finances.

Beth Russell, the Chancellor’s principal private secretary wrote: ‘I should be grateful if you could lay this letter, with my humble duty, before the Prince of Wales and seek His consent so far as the interests of the Duke of Cornwall are concerned to place those interests at the disposal of Parliament for the purposes of this Bill.’

Miss Russell outlines the Bill’s main proposals and points out that the introduction of a new single grant to the Royal Household would generate more income for the Royal Family and would not have to be continually renewed by Parliament.

She wrote: ‘The new grant is normally to be set equal to 15 per cent of the profit of the Crown Estate two years prior. Linking funding to Crown Estate revenues in this way should provide semi-automatic incremental growth in the grant, reducing the need for regular parliamentary intervention.’

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!   After Osborne's first budget, I told you they were slipping this in and now the MSM has caught up.  Maybe I should apply for a job!

PRINCE CHARLE'S TO BE MASURBATED BY FOOTMAN TO COLLECT SPERM!

HRH PRINCE CHARLES CONTEMPLATES A WANK YESTERDAY

The D.L. news agency can exclusively reveal tonight, that plans are afoot to have a FOOTMAN, masturbate HRH Prince Charles, should he be near death.

All footmen in the employ of the Royal Family, have been issued with sperm collection bottles to be used if the Prince is about to snuff it.  The command has come from HRH, the Queen, who fears that Charle's sons, Willie and that other twat who was fathered by some polo player are unfit to take over the throne, if and when Charles ascends, provided of course the old fucker ever croaks it and that is debatable, because with modern medicine she may be kept alive until 143, meaning that she will have to send herself 144 telegrams.

In the quite likely event that Willie and Harry get eaten by some large animal, while visiting some country, to start some patently obviously, useless charity, next to where the England Rugby/Football/Hockey/Polo/Womens' Volleyball team just happens to be playing, or get the shite kicked out of them in some night club,  then the Prince's sperm will be used to create another Royal Patriach to look after the secret  family fortune which is hidden from view in various bank accounts.

The Queen's fifth cousin, David Cameron has suggested that if the Prince's sperm is not up to the job, then the Queen's nearest Royal relative, the son of Emperor Hirohito of Japan, should be invited to take up residence as the Royal family, in the time honoured custom.

HAR! HAR! DOES ONE USE THE SAME DENTIST?

WERE STUDENTS CLOSE TO BEING SHOT?

When the students attacked Charles and Horsefaces' car, how close were they to getting shot?

I understand the car, lost the protection of the outriders and police escort as they police stupidly sent them on a route straight into the student protesters.  Now I for one, wouldn't have minded seeing the two old tarts getting a good going over.  The Queen presides over the British Establishment, which the more you look into is, holding back masses of the population, the sheeple, as they have been called.  Never minding, the fact that the establishment, the politicians, the journalists and believe it or not, 60% of new British rock bands, went to Oxbridge, the places won by the 'wrong sort' of students are practically nil.  Students today got a valuable lesson that they should remember for many years to come.  Fuck, I sound like an anarchist!

The only protection the Royals had was from a detective in the car with them.  Now, he would have undoubtedly been armed.  How close was he to pulling his weapon and firing on the Prince's attackers?  Would a couple of students with gunshot wounds, get the people of this country onto the streets?

Personally, I doubt it.  We'll carry on kidding ourselves that we live in a democracy that allows politicians to lie and cheat their expenses and largely get off with it, to the extent that it is still happening.

COCK SHOWING CEREMONY TAKES PLACE IN SWITZERLAND!

International titans of industry, media, and politics examine one another's genitals.      

World's most influential people met yesterday for this year's COCK SHOWING meeting was which  chaired by a committee that included Rupert Murdoch, former U.S. national security adviser Brent Scowcroft, oil heir David H. Koch, and Japanese finance minister Yoshihiko Noda, all of whom presided over the traditional penis-showing ceremony that has for decades been a banner event for the most influential international power brokers.

After the now infamous Cock Showing ceremony, they went and washed their hands before dinner. This was followed by the traditional  Devil worshipping ceremony where a young virgin was sacrificed and Prince Charles as head Bogey-Man, was entitled to drink her blood, which he compared to a fine claret.

PRINCE CHARLES AND HORSEY-FACE MAKE SOME BREAD!

The Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall took part in bread making as they joined a cookery masterclass.


Their Royal Greatnesses attended the launch of 'Chefs Adopt A School' programme at St George's Primary School.  The pair rolled and kneaded dough, covering their hands in the sticky mixture as they helped schoolchildren make a batch of buns.  The royal bakers were shown how to make basic rolls before attempting a knot-style loaf of bread. 

 It wasn't the first time, Horsey-face had covered her hands in a sticky mixture but the Prince of Wales always gets a footman to touch his sticky mixture, particularly when one, gets one to choke one's chicken.

WHO GIVES A FUCK!  Only the TELEGRAPH WOULD REPORT THIS SHITE. 

THEY'RE ROYALS FOR FUCK'S SAKE.  WHY AREN'T THEY OUT SHOOTING SOMETHING?

CHARLES AND HORSEFACE

"I THINK WE'VE LOST THE OLD FUCKERS".

CHARLES AND HORSEFACE HIDE FROM THE QUEEN AND PRINCE PHILLIP AT A GARDEN PARTY AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE ON TUESDAY.