International titans of industry, media, and politics examine one another's genitals. World's most influential people met yesterday for this year's COCK SHOWING meeting was which chaired by a committee that included Rupert Murdoch, former U.S. national security adviser Brent Scowcroft, oil heir David H. Koch, and Japanese finance minister Yoshihiko Noda, all of whom presided over the traditional penis-showing ceremony that has for decades been a banner event for the most influential international power brokers.
After the now infamous Cock Showing ceremony, they went and washed their hands before dinner. This was followed by the traditional Devil worshipping ceremony where a young virgin was sacrificed and Prince Charles as head Bogey-Man, was entitled to drink her blood, which he compared to a fine claret.
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Her Majesty told me that Phil dealt with Herman Van Rumpoy, who tried to muscle in on the Cock Showing, by saying
"Fack orf Rumpole, you oily little oik, you're not a member and neither is your bitch Cafe Ashtray so be orff with the pair of you, cunts".
Banned, Hermann told me that Phil didn't want Baroness Ashton there because her cock was bigger than his shrivelled up, Greek Jobby. One of our bowling club's women members failed a drug's test after a match last year. She couldn't get her cock in the bottle.
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