RIGHT THAT'S IT. THE GLOVES ARE OFF! FROM NOW ON, I'M JUST GOING
TO SAY WHAT I THINK!
Thursday, 18 November 2010
RUSSIA MUST REGAIN IT'S STATUS AS HAVING-THE BEST PUBLIC LAVS?
Russia must regain its pre-revolutionary status as the country with the best lavatories in the world, an official said on Wednesday, lamenting the current state of the country's lavatories.
"Before the revolution of 1917 the quality of lavatories in Russia was the best of the world," Vladimir Moksunov, head of the Russian association of lavatory manufacturers, told reporters.
He recalled that on April 9, 1699, Peter the Great published a trailblazing decree which made it a punishable offence to throw sewage into the street. "At that time you in Britain, were wiping your greasy arses with docken leaves. Before the Jewish Bolshevik Revolution, we had peasants, whose job it was to wipe arses" he explained
"But now we do not even have official regulations for the quality of public lavatories except a document from 1972 that talks about cesspits," he said, adding that Moscow had a "crying need for modern lavatories".
Sad to think that up until 30 years ago we were shitting ourselves that Russia would attack us. Now they're worried about their public Lavatories. Fuck me!