PERSONAL RESEARCH ON YOUR BEHALF ON NHS SCOTLAND

Don't say you don't get value for money on this blog.  As you read this I will be in Ayr NHS Hospital for an operation tomorrow, Tuesday. 

My new best friend, my POLISH, FEMALE ANETHISTIST tells me that due to my dickie heart, I have a 50/50 chance of a HEART ATTACK, STROKE OR DYING due to having to have a full anesthetic.  Cheery fuckers, the POLES!  Anyway while I am in, (for about a week), I will be keeping in touch by TWITTER on DarkLochnagar and my research on your behalf into the NHS in Scotland will be extensive!  Expect daily reports!

THE NEW GOVERNMENT WHOEVER IT IS, MUST CONTROL IMMIGRATION

According to government statistics, one immigrant arrives every minute, and a new British passport is issued every three. In the past ten years, almost 750,000 British people have left the country, and 2.5 million immigrants have arrived.



The rate of inflow is 25 times higher than any previous period of immigration since the Norman Conquest.  Last month it emerged, under the Freedom of Information Act, that far from being unexpected, this massive increase was sanctioned by the Blair Cabinet - not least to ensure a strong backing for Labour from the new immigrants at successive elections.

The new government whoever it is, must put an end to the immigration influx that we have seen in the last thirteen years.  As increasing financial pressure comes to bear on the NHS and Schools any new usage is like a cut back.  If for instance we allow another five percent immigration that is the same as cutting the budgets by five percent.  Along with the pressure that puts on housing, social security and basic infrastructure that will create 'tinderbox' areas of the country, where the BNP and other parties with radical views will thrive.

The next few years is not the time to increase immigration because the south-east of England needs CHEAP LABOUR!

HATE PREACHER ABU HAMZA'S £280,000 HOUSE SEIZED BY LEGAL AID

Legal aid bosses have seized the house belonging to radical cleric Abu Hamza to pay off some of his defence costs.
The Legal Services Commission appropriated the property in Greenford, west London, despite Hamza claiming it did not belong to him.

It will now be sold in an attempt to pay off some of the £300,000 of taxpayer's money spent on his legal bills. Officials hope to raise £280,000 from the sale.  The Egyptian national was jailed for seven years in February 2007 for inciting murder and stirring up racial hatred.

When he gets out of  jail, strip him of his passport, extradite him to the U.S. and if he got his hook on the NHS, SCREW IT OFF AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE!

E.C. TO BAN BENT PENISES!

A PERFECTLY STRAIGHT PENIS PICTURED YESTERDAY

Following on from the controversy over BENT BANANAS, the E.C. is to bring out legislation banning BENT ERECT PENISES, (OR PENII).


The legislation is required after GAYS complained that BENT PENISES are enlarging their ANAL CAVITIES to such an extent that sometimes surgical operations, ARSEPUCKERS, are required to remedy the situation. This problem however, doesn't seem to arise with women as their sexual cavities are designed for the purpose of intercourse and of course may at sometime be used for childbirth.


It is thought that this PENILE KINKING has been caused by men urinating, using the same hand time after time. MASTURBATION TECHNIQUES have also been blamed.


Under the legislation, MEN whose penis strays by more than 10% when ERECT will have to apply SPLINTS which in time should remedy the problem. These will be available freely on THE N.H.S.


Even men who are currently HETEROSEXUAL will have to undergo the treatment as under forthcoming legislation ALL MEN will have to UNDERGO A HOMOSEXUAL ENCOUNTER at least once in their lifetime, so that GAY HUMAN RIGHTS are not abused.