LACK OF BLOGGING

My apologises to any on you who have popped in to visit my blog and have found that I haven't posted.  My body seems to be still working on Hospital time as every time I sit down late at night on the laptop, I fall asleep!  I'll try and get back to 2 or 3 posts daily shortly!

WHY NOT VOTING SNP COULD QUITE LITERALLY BE THE DEATH OF YOU!

As most of you who read this PILE OF SHITE are aware I have been in for a reasonably major operation over the last few days.  As I don't like to bore, (aye that'll be fucking right, ED), just let me say that I HAVE BEEN AMAZED at the level of care and the PROFESSIONALISM shown by all the staff in AYR HOSPITAL.
When I was wheeled down to the one of six operating theatres, my overwhelming feeling was how many people were working there just for little old me.  They all seemed to be going about their individual tasks efficiently and with a sense of purpose and I remember thinking just before I went under, FUCK ME, this must be costing a fortune!
Anyway to cut a long story short, after the operation, (which went well BTW), because of a few probs I have with my heart, I was taken into 'HIGH DEPENDENCY'.  There at all times there was one STAFF NURSE for every two patients.  Next door in INTENSIVE CARE it was one on one.  As you progressed up the levels of care it gradually became one in three and so on. 

Anyway to get to the moral of my tale.  If you're ever in Hospital for a serious operation, yes you might think, how much is all this costing?  But, instead you will just be glad that the NHS is there for you and you are being looked after to an extremely high standard.  As they wheel you into the operating theatre, you won't be worrying about how much money is being spent on the ROADS/POLICE/EDUCATION etc., you'll only be thankful that in SCOTLAND we have a SNP GOVERNMENT who has pledged to look after health and stand against THE CUTS OF THE WESTMINSTER PARTIES.  So for your own good, please vote SNP if you can on Thursday, it could quite literally be a LIFE OR DEATH DECISION!

PERSONAL RESEARCH ON YOUR BEHALF ON NHS SCOTLAND

Don't say you don't get value for money on this blog.  As you read this I will be in Ayr NHS Hospital for an operation tomorrow, Tuesday. 

My new best friend, my POLISH, FEMALE ANETHISTIST tells me that due to my dickie heart, I have a 50/50 chance of a HEART ATTACK, STROKE OR DYING due to having to have a full anesthetic.  Cheery fuckers, the POLES!  Anyway while I am in, (for about a week), I will be keeping in touch by TWITTER on DarkLochnagar and my research on your behalf into the NHS in Scotland will be extensive!  Expect daily reports!