WE'RE GOING TO NEED 1MILLION EXTRA SCHOOL PLACES FOR IMMIGRANTS' CHILDREN

Britain will need 550,000 more school places by 2016 to educate the children of immigrants, a study claimed  last night.

And over the next decade this will rise to one million extra places – at a total cost of about £100billion.

The Migrationwatch report blames the aftermath of Labour’s ‘open door’ immigration policy. 

Last year, providing schooling to the children of people born overseas cost £4.5billion – the equivalent of almost £13million every day – according to the pressure group.

Don't say you weren't warned and as the immigrant population explodes, the 'BRITONS' will be gradually displaced in a mish-mash of cultures which will obliterate our own British, white European one.  My only consolation is that I won't be here to see it and neither will my children, because I don't have any!

WHY NOT VOTING SNP COULD QUITE LITERALLY BE THE DEATH OF YOU!

As most of you who read this PILE OF SHITE are aware I have been in for a reasonably major operation over the last few days.  As I don't like to bore, (aye that'll be fucking right, ED), just let me say that I HAVE BEEN AMAZED at the level of care and the PROFESSIONALISM shown by all the staff in AYR HOSPITAL.
When I was wheeled down to the one of six operating theatres, my overwhelming feeling was how many people were working there just for little old me.  They all seemed to be going about their individual tasks efficiently and with a sense of purpose and I remember thinking just before I went under, FUCK ME, this must be costing a fortune!
Anyway to cut a long story short, after the operation, (which went well BTW), because of a few probs I have with my heart, I was taken into 'HIGH DEPENDENCY'.  There at all times there was one STAFF NURSE for every two patients.  Next door in INTENSIVE CARE it was one on one.  As you progressed up the levels of care it gradually became one in three and so on. 

Anyway to get to the moral of my tale.  If you're ever in Hospital for a serious operation, yes you might think, how much is all this costing?  But, instead you will just be glad that the NHS is there for you and you are being looked after to an extremely high standard.  As they wheel you into the operating theatre, you won't be worrying about how much money is being spent on the ROADS/POLICE/EDUCATION etc., you'll only be thankful that in SCOTLAND we have a SNP GOVERNMENT who has pledged to look after health and stand against THE CUTS OF THE WESTMINSTER PARTIES.  So for your own good, please vote SNP if you can on Thursday, it could quite literally be a LIFE OR DEATH DECISION!

LET'S BE GAY!

The above comic, the 'T.V. Comic' was published in the early 50's.  The picture is pictured in the 'Mail' with all the fucking stupid double entendres about 'let's be gay' and the T.V. standing for TransVestite.

But, you know, I was born in the 50's and we were allowed to be kids.  We weren't given sex lessons at 5 years old at School.  When our parents thought it was time to know, I sat my father down and told him a few things.   Only kidding!  I don't have kids but when I look at young kids' comics now, well first of all comics is the wrong word, magazines they seem to be full of adult issues like that Whore Jordan and who's she shagging this week or some reality show winner going out with some-one else.

I just think it sad that kids aren't able to be kids any longer.  And since when did Adults discuss Adult themes with young kids.  My wife is involved as I once was with childrens ' education and it is UNBELEIVABLE the number of parents whose kids of 7 or 8 are behind at School who say they can't get them to do any more work.  THEY'RE 7 YEAR OLD FOR FUCK'S SAKE!  Get a life.