CLINT EASTWOOD GETS UNFORTUNATE BIRTHDAY MESSAGE!

SCOTTISH TORIES ELECT GAY KICK-BOXER RATHER THAN MODERNISE!

Ruth Davidson is the new leader of the Scottish Conservatives after its members narrowly rejected her main opponent’s plan to disband and start a new right-wing party.

The 32-year-old former BBC journalist edged out Murdo Fraser by only 566 votes in the bad-tempered contest after he argued the Tory brand was too mistrusted north of the Border for the party ever to succeed.

But Miss Davidson, who is openly gay and a kick boxer, said she will unite the deeply-divided party and attract new support from sections of Scottish society that have stopped listening to the Conservatives. 

I honestly think the  Scottish Tories have made a huge mistake here.  I know there are a good number of people in the SNP who are centre right, but believe in Scottish independence.  A new centre right party, in favour of independence and separate from the English Tory party could have had a significant vote in Scotland.  Remember it's only 50 years since Scotland voted overwhelmingly Tory, helped to be fair, by the anti-Catholic and therefore anti-Labour vote of the Protestant majority.  The Tory party in Scotland's full title is the 'Conservative and Unionist party' and I think that tells you all about their members.  It doesn't say much for the other two candidates that they didn't do better, when a lesbian, martial arts boxer won the contest.

But, what does Ruth Davidson bring to the party?  She's 32 and this is her first time as a MSP.  Does she have the power base to be able to rule competently?  Or is she a stopgap for someone else?  As a former TV journalist, she appears to have some grasp of the issues at stake, but has she ever worked for anyone other than the BBC?  I don't know, but my guess would be that, she will not be as nearly as effective as Ms Goldie, who for all her matronly appearance, was, as we in the West of Scotland, say, 'a nippy sweetie'!

STOOSHIE IN THE SNP OVER HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGE

Seems there is a wee bit of a stooshie in the SNP over homosexual marriage.

A SNP MEP, Alyn Smith, who I presume is gay, is demanding equal rights for all homosexuals whether they be men, women or in betweenies, to marry in the church.  John Mason MSP, fears that if homosexual marriage is approved in principle then if a church or religious body objects, they could be sued.  Examine his following statement:

"That the Parliament notes... that while some in society approve of same-sex sexual relationships, others do not agree with them; desires that Scotland should be a pluralistic society where all minorities can live together in peace and mutual tolerance; believes that free speech is a fundamental right and that even when there is disagreement with another person's views, that person has the right to express these views, and considers that no person or organisation should be forced to be involved in or to approve of same-sex marriages."

Now maybe it's me, but that sounds to be an eminently sensible approach.  I think that minorities should have the same rights as others, however I don't think they should have the right to ram their lifestyle, down the majority's throat.  If I don't agree with what they propose, then I should be able to say so.  If I'm not keen on mass immigration into the UK, or more importantly Scotland, (although why anyone would want to come here with the shite weather we get is beyond me), I should have the right to say so, because that's my opinion.  If that makes me a racist, by some peoples' reckoning then, I'm a racist, but so are about 60% of the other people in the country.  If I don't believe in religion and that makes me a secularist, then that's what I am.  If I think the manager of a football team looks like a narky fucker, then that's my opinion, (and he does BTW).  I don't think that has anything to do with the Police.

You see, when I was born in the fifties, you were brought up to be an independent thinker, (or an opinionated bastard), not to be part of a mass of sheeple, all baying like lost lambs, because someone called them black or a poof.  Whatever happened to,

'sticks and stones will break my bones,

but words will never hurt me'?

HOMOSEXUALS TO BE ALLOWED TO MARRY IN CHURCH!

A Homosexual man pictured recently

Homosexuals will be able to 'marry' in church under new laws to be unveiled this week.

The historic decision by Liberal Democrat Equalities Minister Lynne Featherstone will end the legal definition of marriage as a relationship between a man and a woman.

A Homosexual couple will be able to refer to one of the partners as a 'husband', and a lesbian couple will be able to refer to one of the partners as a 'wife'.

FUCK ME!  I'll need to move to a Muslim country sharpish, before they make this Man Buggery thing, compulsory.  I sometimes wish, I was a woman.  I would have made a good Lesbian!

SHOULD SAME SEX COUPLES ADOPT CHILDREN?

It's time more gay men became dads

There's never been a better, or easier, time to do it. So why do gay men remain reluctant to start families?

There's never been a better time for gay men to start a family in Britain. The law is now on their side. And recent Cambridge University researchfor Stonewall shows children with same-sex parents enjoy the same quality of upbringing as those from other families.

Slowly but surely, prejudices around gay men raising children are being disproven. But just 60 of the 3,200 children who were adopted in England in the year ending 21 March were adopted by male same-sex couples – less than 2%. Still, this is progress – the figure is up from 30 children adopted by gay male couples in 2007.


I came across this shite in the Guardian.  Do STONEWALL  for one moment think research that they have paid for at a British University is going to turn round and tell us what 95% of the population knows, i.e. that two Homosexual men bringing up a kid is not fucking natural, and if it did, would they tell us?


Children are supposed to be brought up in a loving male/female family and it's time we stood back and told the people, who are pervading our society with this Marxist crap, that enough is enough.  If they are brought up in a one parent family, there are often reasons for that and although not ideal, many kids grow up supported by loving parents.  One of my neighbour's daughters is a Lesbian and she is pregnant by insemination and intends to bring up the child with her partner.  That is also wrong and I fell out with her mother for telling her so, when it came up in casual conversation.


It will soon be, there will be no bastard talking to me!

ONLY 1.5% IN BRITAIN ARE HOMOSEXUAL OR LESBIAN. FUCK ME!

JOIN THE HETEROSEXUAL MARCH IN NOTTING HILL ON 23.11.10

"Almost three-quarters of a million adults in the UK say they are gay, lesbian or bisexual according to the first attempt by the Office of National Statistics (ONS) to quantify the shirtlifting population. The findings show that an estimated 480,000 people consider themselves gay or lesbian, and a further 245,000 said they were bisexual.

These figures estimate that Britain's gay community accounts for 1.5 per cent of the total population – much lower than previous estimates".

Well, if that's the case, there's something wrong with this blog.  I thought I had a huge, throbbing homosexual presence behind me.  I thought they were rampant! Because, every time I do a post on JennyWillox, I get someone who votes, 'pish' in the comments section.  It rips the arse off me!  So it looks like the huge homosexual following I thought I had, isn't as big as I thought it was.  Good, that means that I don't have to treat them in a

sensitive way, with kid gloves, like I have in the past.


Footnote: It struck me as I promoted this post on Twatter, is this another thing that we have had pushed onto us as being the norm?  For years we've been told that one in every seven men is a homosexual.  I always doubted that figure and now, it's confirmed, (The Independent, BTW).  Over the last 40 years or so, we've had so many things, that we are told by the powers that be, are normal.  Homosexuality, immigrants, Jews liking Christians, the get rich quick culture, power of big business and in particular, the supermarkets, Gangsta Rap shite, Protestants liking Catholics, Politicians working for the common good, corrupt politicians, get famous quick, etc, etc, etc.  All the things we argue and agree on here about.  Hopefully most of us on here with the exception of that Anonymous fucker, are able to think for ourselves and when someone says, "Yeh, but that's normal now", we can tell them to fuck, the fuckety,  fuck, off!

GAY COUPLES NOT WELCOME IN BED AN BREAKFAST JOINTS!

More than one in eight bed and breakfast owners would not permit same-sex couples to share a bed, according to a recent survey in the 'Telegraph'.

Lesbians I would imagine would be OK, but men might make such a mess of the sheets!

SCOTLAND EMBARRASSED BY KNICKERLESS CONSERVATIVE LEADER, GOLDIE!



SHAMED SCOTTISH CONSERVATIVE LEADER, 'KNICKERLESS' GOLDIE



MISS GOLDIE'S FANNY WHEN SHE WAS A STUDENT

D.L. can tonight exclusively reveal that Scottish Conservative Leader, Annabell Goldie, was NOT wearing knickers when presented yesterday to the Pope and Prince Phillip!

Prince Phillip was the first to notice because although he is in his eighties, his eyesight is 20/20 due to his eyes having been transplanted for younger ones, six times during his life.  Noticing the DANDRUFF on Miss Goldie's shoes, he asked cheekily with a glint in his eye, "are you wearing knickers, my dear?  If not, I could arrange for a quick one in the Holyrood Palace pantry, while the Queen is involved elsewhere.

Miss Goldie managed to escape the clutches of the Prince and was later presented to his Holiness the Pope.  "I am very pleased to meet you Holy Father", she told the Holy See.  "A pleasure to meet you my dear", replied the Pope, "but tell me Fraulein, have you just farted or is that your fanny, I smell"?

All Scotland has been embarrassed by the incident, but the situation was deepening tonight, as rumours of an illicit love affair between Miss Goldie and Labour Leader, Iain Gray are sweeping Holyrood.  If the rumours are true, it will be the first Lesbian encounter in the Scottish Parliament.

SAMCAM, SUBO AND PEGCLEGG ARE HAVING LESBIAN AFFAIR!

TWO LESBIAN PEOPLE YESTERDAY, 'GO AT IT'!

The PM and the deputy PMS' wives are allegedly having a sordid sex affair with SUSAN BOYLE, who they met at a DOWNING STRET reception, a week ago, last Wednesday.

SAMCAM, PEGCLEGG and sensational singing star and surprise SEX SYMBOL, SUBO met early yesterday morning, while their men were taking the kids to SCHOOL.  DOWNING STREET INSIDERS tell DL that the FROMAGE AU TROIS, has been going on for several weeks in elicit SEX DENS all over LONDON.

To my new Gay following, I am sorry about this article, but DL publishes no matter who is hurt.  The TRUTH MUST OUT!

LESBIAN BARES HER BREASTS AT DOORMAN THEN 'SCONES' HIM WITH A STILETTO ON HER 'WEDDING 'NIGHT!

MS HANCOX ON THE LEFT WITH HER 'BRIDE'

At the risk of being called HOMOPHOBIC for my second post in two days about Gays, I thought you might like this wee tale from the courts in SWANSEA!

A lesbian bride was arrested at her own 'wedding' reception after baring her breasts at a doorman and then hitting him over the head with her red stiletto shoe.  Sharon Hancox, 40, spent her first night of 'marriage' in police cells after the disturbance at the champagne party to celebrate her nuptials with new wife Nicola Hutin.
A court heard Hancox had drunk up to eight pints of lager and quaffed champagne after the civil ceremony.  But the court heard she had a row with club doorman David Jenkins over allowing a guest into HER 'wedding' function.
Prosecutor Julie Sullivan said: 'With that, she then pulled the top of her red dress down exposing her breasts.  She then called him a pervert and 'sconed', (my word), the doorman with her stiletto heel drawing blood.

FUCK ME!  Wouldn't you just have loved to have been at that night out.  You would be telling the story for years afterwards!  And BTW what a pair of STOATIRS, they are.  Apologies to all my new Gay contributors, but I can't see me rushing to get into a THREESOME WITH THEM!   (Can I say that?  Probably not, but you know what I mean.) 

BROWN - I CUT BACK THE MONEY FOR HELICOPTERS

Gordon Brown admitted this afternoon at the Chilcot Enquiry that he cut the HELICOPTER BUDGET from £3 billion to £1.6 billion.

Asked by the Chairman why he had done this and what he had spent the money on, Brown replied, "well you see we needed money to help Lesbians and Gays, some Asylum seekers didn't have very nice houses and they had been used to a front and back garden in their own countries.  We also spent some of the money training people like Traffic Wardens and Council Officials to be annoying bastards.  We needed some of it for Trident, a weapon we can't fire unless the Americans give us permission and anyway we've got to buy the spare parts from them.  We needed of course CCTVs and Speed Cameras, so we could see what everyone was doing and finally I had to spend £300 million on 10 Downing Street when I moved in to make sure it was splendid enough for me, a very important person".

At that Mr Brown flung a Laptop at the Chairman and stormed out of the building.

ELTON JOHN GIVES OUT DRUGS ADVICE!

Sir Elton John has spoken of the support he has given Eminem in the rapper's fight with drugs.

"I've been helping Eminem over the last 18 months and he's doing brilliantly," Sir Elton told Radio 5's Danny Baker.

This is despite the fact that the fat fucker's body is so RAVAGED WITH THE DRUGS that he has SWALLOWED, INHALED OR INJECTED over the years that he now looks like a MIDDLE AGED LESBIAN!

ONE GAY MAN,TWO LESBIANS, A THREE-LEGGED CAT AND A POISONED CURRY!

A gay man tried to poison his lesbian neighbours by putting SLUG PELLETS into their curry after he was accused of SHAGGING their three-legged cat.


Gary Stewart, 37, had been at loggerheads with Marie Walton and Beverley Sales for months.
But things looked brighter when he made a peace offering of some curry, claiming he had ordered too much from the Indian takeaway.

When the women started to eat, they found the curry studded with SLUG PELLETS.
They called the police and Stewart was arrested. He was later charged with attempted murder and CAT SHAGGING which is punishable by having your GONADS circumcised with a sharp piece of PIANO WIRE under a little known 1784 Act of depraved sexual relations with domestic animals.


The Act fortunately does not cover SHEEP AND OTHER FARM ANIMAL SHAGGING which is a constant source of relief for most men North and West of Inverness.



BTW I've had some bad curries in my day, but never one with BLUE CROUTONS!

(Alright he didn't shag the cat, he just kidnapped it)