BLAIR MUST NOW BE TRIED FOR THE IRAQ WAR AND IF FOUND GUILTY OF TREASON JAILED OR EVEN BETTER HUNG!

 

Tony Blair misled Parliament by claiming that Britain could legally attack Iraq in the face of United Nations opposition despite being given clear advice to the contrary, new evidence suggests. In evidence to the Iraq inquiry, Lord Goldsmith, who at the time was the Government’s top legal adviser, disclosed that he was “uncomfortable” about statements made by the then Prime Minister in the run up to the 2003 invasion.

Two months before the war began, in a meeting at No 10, the former Attorney General told Mr Blair that war would not be legal without a fresh mandate from the UN.

In a statement to MPs the following day, however, the Labour prime minister said that there were “circumstances” in which an attack could be valid.

The following month, he gave an interview in which he suggested that war would be legal if another nation had made an “unreasonable” veto at the UN on military action.

A witness statement to the Chilcot Inquiry into the war, published today, makes clear that Lord Goldsmith considered that this did not accord with the advice he had given Mr Blair.
 

If Blair misled Parliament that he must be tried and if found guilty, given the correct sentence for his crimes.  Thousands if not millions of people have died in Iraq on both sides of the conflict.  A conflict that was fought for oil.  Pure and simple.  If he American people can live with that,  it's not for us to comment on the innocence or otherwise of Bush.  We should however, deal with this arrogant fucker.  When it comes down to the crunch Tony, you can always depend on a Jew to stick it to you!  And you a good Catholic too!

BROWN - I CUT BACK THE MONEY FOR HELICOPTERS

Gordon Brown admitted this afternoon at the Chilcot Enquiry that he cut the HELICOPTER BUDGET from £3 billion to £1.6 billion.

Asked by the Chairman why he had done this and what he had spent the money on, Brown replied, "well you see we needed money to help Lesbians and Gays, some Asylum seekers didn't have very nice houses and they had been used to a front and back garden in their own countries.  We also spent some of the money training people like Traffic Wardens and Council Officials to be annoying bastards.  We needed some of it for Trident, a weapon we can't fire unless the Americans give us permission and anyway we've got to buy the spare parts from them.  We needed of course CCTVs and Speed Cameras, so we could see what everyone was doing and finally I had to spend £300 million on 10 Downing Street when I moved in to make sure it was splendid enough for me, a very important person".

At that Mr Brown flung a Laptop at the Chairman and stormed out of the building.

CLARE SHORT-BLAIR'S A LYING BASTARD!

Tony Blair is a bastard who 'lied' to his Cabinet and misled Parliament over the war in Iraq, Clare Short, the former international development secretary has said.


Giving evidence before the Chilcot Committee into the war, she repeatedly accused the former prime minister of personally “misleading” and “conning” her, and of being “deceitful” with Cabinet, Parliament, and the public.  "He promised me his baby, then he accused me of being an ugly bitch who couldn't get a shag in a sackful of cocks", she screeched!


Miss Short claimed that Mr Blair broke wind repeatedly in Cabinet,  Prescott and Alistair Darling would have competitions to see who could fart the loudest and  she also accused Lord Goldsmith, the former attorney general  of pissing his trousers when Blair gave him a row for not giving his permission for the war in Iraq.  Amongst other revelations, she told the Committee that Jack Straw repeatedly scratched his balls, Bob Ainsworth picked his note and ate it and Gordon Brown was prone to taking out his glass eye, putting on a patch and doing an impression of 'Long John Silver' with a parrot.  (no animals were hurt during the writing of this post).