IRAN WOMAN WHO WAS TO BE STONED IS TO HANG!

An Iranian woman who faced being stoned to death will hang today, a human rights group has claimed.

The International Committee Against Stoning said that  the authorities had given the go-ahead for the execution of Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani.

That's all right then!

There is three ways to look at this I think.  The first way, is to agree that stoning is barbaric and that it was right that the western world protested to Iran and that also she shouldn't be hung, for being adulterous and murdering her husband.

The second, is to say that while stoning is barbaric, she deserves to be hung for her crimes.

The third, which is probably the one that I would  favour, is to say that she knew what the punishment was before she was adulterous and murdered her husband and even more importantly is, THAT IT'S GOT FUCK ALL TO DO WITH US!

Why do I say that.  Well, IMHO, (which is never humble as most of you know!), many countries in the world are 3-400 years behind us in human development and we should let them evolve.  If they are to evolve, of course, they will do so at a much faster rate than we in the west did, because of the influences which will come to bear, which we never had.  Obviously a lot of these countries like Somalia and Iran are Muslim, but there are also occasional places like North Korea.  I think we should let them get on with it and  look after ourselves.  We have plenty of problems here, without theirs.

For those of you, who think I'm wrong and there may be one or two, let me ask you a question.  If there was a death sentence for drug trafficking or dealing in this country, HOW MANY DRUG ADDICTS WOULD THERE BE?

GANG INITIATION TEST 'GETTING EASIER' CLAIMS CRITIC

A WELL KNOWN BOY GROUP YESTERDAY

The annual debate regarding falling education standards and dumbing down continues to rage as pundits and commentators analyse the recent announcement of this year’s gang initiation test results.
The results show an increase in passes for the 28th year in a row, prompting many critics to argue that gang members are not getting fiercer, but tests are getting easier. One former gang member complained ‘can you believe that there is no longer any need to actually kill or maim a rival gang member for coming too near your corner in today’s initiation test for new drug dealers? All candidates need to do is glare menacingly at a pensioner whilst wearing a hoodie. These kids wouldn’t have got near an E in my day, let alone anything A class.’

Read the full story now at NewsBiscuit.com

ELTON JOHN GIVES OUT DRUGS ADVICE!

Sir Elton John has spoken of the support he has given Eminem in the rapper's fight with drugs.

"I've been helping Eminem over the last 18 months and he's doing brilliantly," Sir Elton told Radio 5's Danny Baker.

This is despite the fact that the fat fucker's body is so RAVAGED WITH THE DRUGS that he has SWALLOWED, INHALED OR INJECTED over the years that he now looks like a MIDDLE AGED LESBIAN!

IT WASN'T BROWN WHO SAVED THE WORLD IT WAS 'CHARLIE'!

Drugs money saved some banks from collapse at the height of the global crisis the United Nations' drugs and crime chief claimed today.
Antonio Maria Costa, head of the UN Office on Drugs and Crime, told the Observer that there were signs that some banks were rescued by billions of dollars that 'originated from the drugs trade and other illegal activities.'

Speaking from his office in Vienna, Costa explained that in the second half of 2008, lending was the banking system's main problem.  'The system was basically paralysed because of the unwillingness of banks to lend money to one another,' he told the newspaper.  He said he had seen evidence that the proceeds of organised crime were the 'only liquid investment capital' available to some banks on the verge of collapse last year.  Costa said that as a result, a majority of the $352bn (£216bn) of drugs profits was absorbed into the economics system, effectively laundering it.

So just tell the Judge when he asks you if you have anything to say before he passes sentence on you for having a quantity of CLASS 'A' DRUGS, THAT YOU WERE DOING IT TO HELP THE ECONOMY! 

BRITISH WOMAN WHO NARROWLY ESCAPED A DEATH SENTENCE FOR DRUG SMUGGLING IN THAILAND IS ARRESTED TRYING TO GET BACK INTO COUNTRY!

A British Oxford graduate who narrowly escaped a death sentence for drugs smuggling in Thailand was arrested after she tried to get back into the country yesterday.



Sandra Gregory, 44, is understood to have attempted to return to the country to 'tie up some loose ends'.  She was arrested several years ago for trying to smuggle 3oz of Heroin hidden in a CONDOM and concealed cunningly in her body.

Two questions worry me.  Just how FUCKING STUPID can anyone be, never mind an Oxford graduate and secondly HOW BIG IS HER FANNY?

STEPHEN GATELY OF BOYSOMETHING DIES IN SLEEP!

STEPHEN GATELY WITH SOME OTHER IRISH TWAT AT SOME AWARD DO.

STEPHEN GATELY who seemingly used to be in some "Irish boy band" has died in Mallorca after a night out with his husband, ANDREW.


Alas another icon of pop has passed away. To add to the deaths of ELVIS, JOHN LENNON AND MICHAEL JACKSON, will be the question:


WHERE WERE YOU WHEN STEPHEN GATELY DIED?

FUCK ME!