Showing posts with label CONDOMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CONDOMS. Show all posts

Tuesday, 1 March 2011

SO NOW YOU KNOW WHERE THE OVERSEAS AID BUDGET IS GOING!

Teodorin Obiang: Dictator's son splashes out on expensive cars, luxury houses and now a yacht


His yacht will cost nearly three times what his country spends on health and education for its impoverished citizens each year.
But Teodorin Obiang is the son of a dictator and the chances are that such considerations won’t unduly trouble him.
He has commissioned a $380million (£233million) super yacht, with cinema, restaurant, bar and swimming pool, it was revealed yesterday.
Because Obiang earns $6,799 (£4,184) a month as agriculture minister of the tiny, oil-rich West African state of Equatorial Guinea, questions are being asked about quite how he could afford the 390ft yacht.

So now you know where you International Aid Budget is going.  As well as going to countries like India, who have space programmes and more nuclear weapons than we have, £13 BILLION, will be going in Aid by 2013.

No one says that people in this country are impoverished like they are in the third world, but we have people sleeping in the streets and pensioners dying of cold every winter.  Maybe a better way of spending the money, would be teaching them about contraception and giving out contraceptive pills and condoms to stop them having huge families that they or their country can't afford.

Who said, "charity begins at home"?

Thursday, 3 December 2009

BRITISH WOMAN WHO NARROWLY ESCAPED A DEATH SENTENCE FOR DRUG SMUGGLING IN THAILAND IS ARRESTED TRYING TO GET BACK INTO COUNTRY!



A British Oxford graduate who narrowly escaped a death sentence for drugs smuggling in Thailand was arrested after she tried to get back into the country yesterday.



Sandra Gregory, 44, is understood to have attempted to return to the country to 'tie up some loose ends'.  She was arrested several years ago for trying to smuggle 3oz of Heroin hidden in a CONDOM and concealed cunningly in her body.

Two questions worry me.  Just how FUCKING STUPID can anyone be, never mind an Oxford graduate and secondly HOW BIG IS HER FANNY?

Wednesday, 12 August 2009

AT LONG LAST- EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS

A supermarket giant is launching the country's biggest ever condom to cater for well-endowed men.

The new extra-large condoms are 10mm longer and 1mm wider than the average and will go on sale in Tesco branches across the UK from tomorrow.

Healthcare buyer Nicola Evans added: 'These new condoms are designed to allow larger men more comfort than ever before.


Average condoms are 205mm (8in) in length - with the new range clocking in at 215mm (8.5in).

ABOUT TIME TOO!
THE EXTRA HALF INCH MEANS I'LL ONLY HAVE THREE AND A HALF INCHES UNCOVERED NOW!