I'D HAVE NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAVE SAID THIS 10 YEARS AGO-CAMERON WANTS US AS WAGE SLAVES

Cameron spoke about a 'Job Creation Summit', on the Andrew Marr show, being held in Downing Street today.
Firms making job creation pledges today include Asda 7,500; InterContinental Hotels 1,000;  John Lewis 4,000; Morrisons 6,000; McDonald's 3,000; Sainsbury's 6,500  and Tesco, 9,000.

Cameron held out little hope that Labour's planned rise in fuel duty, due to be introduced in April, will be deferred. But he said he hoped that the increase in income tax to 50% for those earning more than £150,000 would be withdrawn.

So, in other words, the bastard wants us and our children working in low paid shite jobs in the service industry, while they increase the cost of fuel above most working peoples' pockets.  In the meantime, someone earning above £150,000, who is too stupid to have a decent accountant is unable pay a MARGINAL rate of 50%.

This is at the same time as he cuts the welfare bill for needy people.  Don't believe all the propaganda you read in the MSN about scroungers getting huge welfare benefits, it's crap. In the meantime Billions are spent on the armed forces and Trident and at the same time old people are freezing to death because they can't heat their homes.  All part of course, of the grand plan for humanity, at least in the EU.  We starve while the politicians, OUR SERVANTS(!), gorge themselves and throw us the scraps. 

 Things have got to change!

SOME MORE CHABLIS WITH YOUR MUTTON PIE, HECTOR?

A diet to keep heart disease at bay has been designed by doctors. 
The Dishes on the Dash diet includes smoked salmon salad, pumpkin pie and a sweetcorn and red pepper frittata.  It could cut your chances of suffering a heart attack or other cardiac problems by almost a fifth, say researchers.

Smoked Salmon, pumpkin pie and fucking frittata?  Who are these fuckwits?  Are we paying for them to sit in some kitchen somewhere, probably sponsored by fucking Tescos and make up recipes for a diet, that at it's best, will only be followed by 300 fuckers in Notting Hill.  My father died from a heart attack at 68, but I would like to think that even knowing that, he would have told my mother to stick her frittata up her arse!

A little more CREESH with your deep fried mars bar, anyone?

RETIRING LABOUR TROUGHERS LINE UP LOBBYING JOBS AT £5K/DAY!

In a major investigation by the Sunday Times and Channel 4, retiring LABOUR TROUGHERS, STEPHEN BYERS,GEOFF HOON, MARGARET MORAN AND PATRICIA HEWITT are caught out asking for between £3000-£5000 PER DAY for lobbying on behalf of big business when they leave Parliament.

They boast that their contacts within Government have already enabled TESCOS to water down FOOD LABELING and that they are lining up jobs with 'FORIEGN DEFENCE COMPANIES' for embarrassing large amounts of money.  This practise must be stopped.  They should not be able to use any 'INSIDE' knowledge that they have picked up whilst being in Government to benefit when they leave it.

TONY BLAIR has ploughed a furrow where all the other former 'COMRADES' will follow, cocking a snoot at the Parliamentary Body set up to monitor former Ministers' work after leaving Parliament.

In 1997 Labour arrived to the strains of 'THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER'.  Aye, they got 'BETTER' alright, but only for FUCKING LABOUR POLITICIANS!

AT LONG LAST- EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS

A supermarket giant is launching the country's biggest ever condom to cater for well-endowed men.

The new extra-large condoms are 10mm longer and 1mm wider than the average and will go on sale in Tesco branches across the UK from tomorrow.

Healthcare buyer Nicola Evans added: 'These new condoms are designed to allow larger men more comfort than ever before.

Average condoms are 205mm (8in) in length - with the new range clocking in at 215mm (8.5in).

ABOUT TIME TOO!

THE EXTRA HALF INCH MEANS I'LL ONLY HAVE THREE AND A HALF INCHES UNCOVERED NOW!