SCOTLAND LOVES ITS CHARLIE!

 

Scotland has again been placed at the top of the world league for cocaine consumption.

Figures published by the United Nations show that 3.9% of Scottish residents aged between 16 and 64 used the drug in the past year.

That was a higher proportion than in any other country and compares to 2.5% for England and Wales.

The figures also showed Scotland with a rate of heroin use twice that of the rest of the United Kingdom.

EASY!  WE ARRA PEOPLE!  FIRST AGAIN!  (Is it the weather, or can we just no longer afford the bevvy)?

BRITISH WOMAN WHO NARROWLY ESCAPED A DEATH SENTENCE FOR DRUG SMUGGLING IN THAILAND IS ARRESTED TRYING TO GET BACK INTO COUNTRY!

A British Oxford graduate who narrowly escaped a death sentence for drugs smuggling in Thailand was arrested after she tried to get back into the country yesterday.



Sandra Gregory, 44, is understood to have attempted to return to the country to 'tie up some loose ends'.  She was arrested several years ago for trying to smuggle 3oz of Heroin hidden in a CONDOM and concealed cunningly in her body.

Two questions worry me.  Just how FUCKING STUPID can anyone be, never mind an Oxford graduate and secondly HOW BIG IS HER FANNY?