SCOTLAND LOVES ITS CHARLIE!

 

Scotland has again been placed at the top of the world league for cocaine consumption.

Figures published by the United Nations show that 3.9% of Scottish residents aged between 16 and 64 used the drug in the past year.

That was a higher proportion than in any other country and compares to 2.5% for England and Wales.

The figures also showed Scotland with a rate of heroin use twice that of the rest of the United Kingdom.

EASY!  WE ARRA PEOPLE!  FIRST AGAIN!  (Is it the weather, or can we just no longer afford the bevvy)?

FFS KEN, GET OFF THE BEVVY!

DISGRACED MINISTER COMMITS SUICIDE!

A former Japanese finance minister who resigned after appearing to be drunk in public was found dead in his home yesterday. I BET AT FIRST YOU THOUGHT I WAS WRITING ABOUT ONE OF OUR FUCKWITS. NO CHANCE!



Shoichi Nakagawa was lying face down in bed when his wife discovered him, according to a spokesman for Tokyo police. Investigators have ruled out foul play, but would not comment on the possibility of suicide. Mr Nakagawa, who was 56, caused uproar when he appeared to slur his words and looked drowsy at a news conference during a meeting of Group of Seven financial leaders in Rome in February.

In Japan, suicide has traditionally been seen as an honourable way out when someone has brought shame on himself and family.


Could you imagine if our bunch of CORPULENT, CORRUPT, INCOMPETENT CRIMINALS were Japanese and did the same? FUCK ME, there would have to be fresh elections every THREE MONTHS!