WHY ARE THE POLITICIANS SO INEPT?

With the world about to dissolve into a financial crisis, can anyone tell me why our politicians on a global scale are so fucking hopeless?  

The Eurofuckers instead of taking the decisions that they should have on the crisis in Greece, i.e. let them default, continued to take their holidays.  Everyone knows it's going to happen and they should have made the decision instead of letting the rest of the PIIGS get dragged in.  Here in Spain, the regions, which are semi-autonomous are bust.  That is, in my opinion, because no one pays tax.  I don't know about Greece, but here the 'black' economy is huge.  As soon as you say you are willing to pay cash, whether to a builder or even in a department store, you can knock off at least 20%.  My council tax for a three bedroomed bungalow with lots of outside space is 124 Euros a YEAR.  How is that possible?  The roads are better than at home, the street lights are the same and OK you have to take your rubbish to the nearest bin instead of getting it picked up once a fortnight, so are we getting conned in the UK?

The Health Service, I am told, is far superior in Spain, although I don't want to test that theory!  The way of life is also better.  It rained last night for the first time in 3 months, yet water is plentiful and cheaper than what you English pay and only slightly more expensive than in Scotland.  Power is also much cheaper.  Why have our politicians let the power companies fleece us year on year.  We all presume to know the answer to that and probably Tony Bliar is the living proof!  

It's time we changed the system and got rid of the whole fucking lot of our 'Global' politicians and got back to more localised politics.

Anyway Amigos, enough moaning, back to the sun!

THE EU IS A FABULOUS INSTITUTION

Hola Amigos!!


I admit it.  I was wrong.  The EU is a fabulous  institution.

It has brought all us deadly enemies like the Germans and the Brits, together in one big happy family.  I have made so many new amigos out here of all nationalities, that I think we are being insular in Britain.  We must foster our relationships with our new neighbours and friends.  So what if they are feckless fuckers like the Greeks?  We've had to put up with the English for hundreds of years!  What if they are domineering Germans, lazy Spaniards, goat shagging Cypriots, sauna shagging Scandanavians, greasy  French wankers, garlic breathed Portugese, bunga-bunga Italians? 

It seems to me there is a lot of shagging and garlic eating that we don't participate in.  So I say, "take up the cudgels for a free Europe" and let's join in the shagging and garlic eating.

I'll just go and suggest that to my wife and see what she says!

THE PLACE IS FULL OF FOREIGNERS!

 

Muchachos, it's 31 degrees here!  And no fucking rain!!!!!!

I have noticed that they drive better here, too.  Their lane discipline is much better than us white people, but there a lot of foreign cars.  I've been amazed how many French cars there are in France and how many Dagos there are here!

Hasta aproxima, (as us Europhiles say).  And BTW, tthe measures of Mahatma Ghandi are brilliant for one who likes a drink!  I had to have 2 coffees as well to kid the wife on.

WHAT IT IS TO BE WHITE IN ENGLAND AND TRYING TO DEFEND YOUR VALUES!

THE ROYALS AND THE P.M. HAVING A JOLLY TIME AT THE BRAEMAR GAMES

Have you ever seen such a look of boredom, particularly from Cameron as they survey the natives at the Braemar Highland Games.  Why do they bother?  And,  FFS Cameron, you're supposed to be relaxed, have you not got a shell-suit you could be wearing?

HASTA APPROXIMA AMIGOS_ESTOY IENDO A ESPAÑA.

It is with a heavy heart that I have to tell you that I am off to Spain tomorrow for six weeks to try and catch the last of the summer that we didn't get in Scotland.

Away to Mazarrón, near Murcia to do the house up, so I won't get much time to sit in the sun, much.  Hopefully this time, my fucking laptop won't blow up and I have turned the 'data while roaming' off on my phone, so I won't get a £500 bill from Orange when I come back.

Once I get a phone line of sorts, or at least what passes for a phone line in Spain, I'll be back to being the annoying bastard that you all know.  As we are driving there is WIFI in most of the hotels we are staying in and the neighbours have just put a satellite phone in so I might be able to nick some of his.

Please keep the arguments going in my absence and I'll try to keep up!  Oh and I've been promised tickets for the Spain v Scotland game in Alicante in October.  If anyone is looking for a cheap house or good cheap accommodation, give me a shout and I'll scout something out for you when I'm over.

GERINTAETHEM!

AFGHANISTAN GAS PIPELINE THAT OUR SOLDIERS ARE DYING FOR!

David Cameron led tributes to the armed forces who "made our country great" at a ceremony to mark the transfer of repatriations of fallen troops to a new RAF base.

The Prime Minister said "we cannot thank them enough" for their efforts and the sacrifices they make. 

That may be true.  I have nothing but admiration for the professionalism of our armed forces, however misguided their actions are, at times.  But then, that is down to their commanding officers and the politicians.  

I often wonder though if your average soldier marching through Afghanistan ever considers, exactly, why he is there?  When you go onto armed forces message boards, there is plenty of bitching about their role, so why then does someone join up?  I don't know, because I have never been in the military although of course my forebears have fought in World wars.  At one time in my earlier years before I had the possibility of exploring what actually is going on in the world, I might have gone 100% for the king and country shite.

Should we be in foreign countries now that we have 'discovered' the rest of the world and everyone in these countries like India, Pakistan and Australia, actually know who and where they are.  Well apart from the Australians, of course.  I personally believe that our armed forces should be deployed to defend Britain, not sent to Afghanistan to build gas piplines.  Don't believe me?  Just Google, Afghanistan, oil and gas and you'll be on the road to discovering the truth!

WHY ISN'T THE WEST OVERTHROWING THE BAHRAIN GOVERNMENT?

THE WEE FRENCH ZIONIST WANTS TO GET INTO IRAN NOW!

PARIS — France's President Nicolas Sarkozy warned on Wednesday that Iran's alleged attempts to build long-range missiles and nuclear weapons could lead unnamed countries to launch a pre-emptive attack.

"Its military nuclear and ballistic ambitions constitute a growing threat that may lead to a preventive attack against Iranian sites that would provoke a major crisis that France wants to avoid at all costs," he said.

Sarkozy did not say which country might launch such a strike, but it has been reported that Israel -- perhaps with US support -- has considered bombing Iranian nuclear sites if it believes Tehran is close to building a weapon.

The wee Hungarian, Zionist leader in France is doing the bidding of his paymasters, the Banksters.  He's putting Iran on notice that if they don't bow down and turn their central bank over to the Rothschild's group,  they're going to be in the shite.

Iran , won't present the same, 'light touch' opportunity as did Iraq, Afghanistan and Libya.  Why don't they start off in Bahrain and Saudi Arabia.  The conditions there, for women in particular, are far worse than what they would have found in  Libya.

FFS don't try and sell your oil in anything rather than Dollar$, or you will be truly fucked!