THE PLACE IS FULL OF FOREIGNERS!

 

Muchachos, it's 31 degrees here!  And no fucking rain!!!!!!

I have noticed that they drive better here, too.  Their lane discipline is much better than us white people, but there a lot of foreign cars.  I've been amazed how many French cars there are in France and how many Dagos there are here!

Hasta aproxima, (as us Europhiles say).  And BTW, tthe measures of Mahatma Ghandi are brilliant for one who likes a drink!  I had to have 2 coffees as well to kid the wife on.

LIGHT BLOGGING.

It will no doubt come as a relief to many of you, but as from Sunday, I will be here:

UPDATE:  IF FORGOT TO SAY.  ENJOY THE WEDDING. I'LL BE IN FRANCE HAVING LUNCH WITH A NICE GLASS OF RED WHEN THE HAPPY COUPLE ARE WALKING DOWN THE AISLE!

It is in Spain and we will be driving there, starting tomorrow, so blogging will be a little light until I get some WiFi coverage.  I will be away for SIX WEEKS.  I know, I'm a bastard, but it's our first holiday in 4 years and we have had one or two challenges recently as some of you know, so please don't expect my usual daily dose of shite.

AND WHAT DID YOU DO IN THE SCHOOL HOLIDAYS, FATIMA?

Please Miss, I went swimming with my brother, Mummy and my Aunties.

IT COSTS MORE TO HOLIDAY IN SCHOOL HOLIDAYS? HARD LUCK!

THE SWIMMING POOL AT MY HOTEL LAST TIME I TOOK HOLIDAY IN SCHOOL HOLIDAYS

Cash-strapped families vow to break term-time holiday ban
By Sean PoulterLast updated at 4:15 PM on 13th July 2009

Parents are threatening to rebel against rules that force them to take holidays outside term-time.
Holiday companies and airlines add hundreds of pounds to their prices from the point schools break up for summer.

WELL FUCKING HARD LUCK. SORRY but people with children get money flung at them left, right and centre.

We take our holidays in term time, (when we can afford them and at a cooler time of year), puposely to avoid your little brats, screaming and diving into the swimming pool. It may be cute to you but to me it's a FUCKING NUISANCE.

So if you can't afford to go in the school holidays then you shouldn't have had the little bastards in the first place!