Thursday, 5 August 2010

AND WHAT DID YOU DO IN THE SCHOOL HOLIDAYS, FATIMA?


Please Miss, I went swimming with my brother, Mummy and my Aunties.

10 comments:

I am Stan said...

What?

Ayr beach ? said...

I've seen them jet skiing in their bin bags in Jeddah. Weird fucks.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Stanners, welcome to the blog. Yes, religion does strange things to people!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ayr Beach, you wouldnae see them in swimming in you. It would freeze their Jihads off!

Dioclese said...

Positively Victorian. where are the bathing machines?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Greekers, I'll say. Here comes Mustapha now in a catchy little number he bought in the sook in Cairo!

banned said...

I wouldn't give much for their chances when the big waves come rolling in in; how much does a wet burkha weigh for fucks sake?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, what do they do when they want to go surfing. They better not wear the burkha in Australia or a 'great white' might thing they are a seal or a fucking big penguin.

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

DL I reckon the RNLI and air-sea rescue should be shut down until they are diversity compliant. I suspect that they are institutionally racist. I look forward to seeing the full on armoured burkha'd flotilla head out into the spewm of a force 10, the fucking boat will need the biggest fucking naval diesel to overcome the sail area. Or a copter scrambled to aid some poor fucks adrift in a roiling sea, it will need a couple of rockets to get over the massive drag factor caused by all the flapping material caught in the downdraught.

Only then will I consider making myself available for rescue off Ailsa Craig. Only I won't be rescued will I.

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!! I can tell you one thing, they ain't paddling in the Clyde. One waft of our Force 10, which is our usual wind strength and they'd be stranded in Goat Fell in Arran. They could windsurf over to Ireland with that gear on!