Showing posts with label WHEELIE BINS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WHEELIE BINS. Show all posts

Saturday, 24 September 2011

WHY ARE THE POLITICIANS SO INEPT?

With the world about to dissolve into a financial crisis, can anyone tell me why our politicians on a global scale are so fucking hopeless?  

The Eurofuckers instead of taking the decisions that they should have on the crisis in Greece, i.e. let them default, continued to take their holidays.  Everyone knows it's going to happen and they should have made the decision instead of letting the rest of the PIIGS get dragged in.  Here in Spain, the regions, which are semi-autonomous are bust.  That is, in my opinion, because no one pays tax.  I don't know about Greece, but here the 'black' economy is huge.  As soon as you say you are willing to pay cash, whether to a builder or even in a department store, you can knock off at least 20%.  My council tax for a three bedroomed bungalow with lots of outside space is 124 Euros a YEAR.  How is that possible?  The roads are better than at home, the street lights are the same and OK you have to take your rubbish to the nearest bin instead of getting it picked up once a fortnight, so are we getting conned in the UK?

The Health Service, I am told, is far superior in Spain, although I don't want to test that theory!  The way of life is also better.  It rained last night for the first time in 3 months, yet water is plentiful and cheaper than what you English pay and only slightly more expensive than in Scotland.  Power is also much cheaper.  Why have our politicians let the power companies fleece us year on year.  We all presume to know the answer to that and probably Tony Bliar is the living proof!  

It's time we changed the system and got rid of the whole fucking lot of our 'Global' politicians and got back to more localised politics.

Anyway Amigos, enough moaning, back to the sun!

Thursday, 23 September 2010

RESIDENTS COMMITTEE IN TORBAY TO SUE UGLY BIN SPINSTER!



With its rows of smart semis in the heart of the ‘English Riviera’, it should be a delightful place to live.
But according to houseproud Judie Chisholm, the green wheelie bins that now line her road all week round as far as the eye can see have ‘wrecked all kerb appeal in one fell swoop’.
So dire is the blight of the ‘unsightly and bulky’ bins that she claims her £200,000 three-bedroom home has been devalued by £5,000.  She is suing Torbay Council.

However, in a surprising move last night, Torbay Residents Council have decided to sue Ms Chisholm for being such an UGLY, DYKE BASTARD and scaring prospective buyers away from their properties.


Wednesday, 14 October 2009

FOLLOWERS' INFORMATION NOTICE-HOW TO GET A FREE WHEELIE BIN FROM THE COUNCIL!


Never let it be said I don't give you bastards good info. It has come to my attention from a source who will remain nameless, how to get an additional LANDFILL WHEELIE BIN.
If you have young children, (Rab), phone the council and tell them that you need another landfill bin because of the NUMBER OF SHITEY NAPPIES you have.
If your children are grown up, phone them and tell them that either you, YOUR PARTNER, or indeed both of you, PISH (or shit) YOURSELVES and you need another bin to take the INCONTINENCE PADS!
Sign a form, they never check your bin,
SORTED!
P.S. IT'S EASIER TO BLAME YOUR PARTNER.