With its rows of smart semis in the heart of the ‘English Riviera’, it should be a delightful place to live.
But according to houseproud Judie Chisholm, the green wheelie bins that now line her road all week round as far as the eye can see have ‘wrecked all kerb appeal in one fell swoop’.
So dire is the blight of the ‘unsightly and bulky’ bins that she claims her £200,000 three-bedroom home has been devalued by £5,000. She is suing Torbay Council.
However, in a surprising move last night, Torbay Residents Council have decided to sue Ms Chisholm for being such an UGLY, DYKE BASTARD and scaring prospective buyers away from their properties.