Saturday, 17 September 2011
THE EU IS A FABULOUS INSTITUTION
I admit it. I was wrong. The EU is a fabulous institution.
It has brought all us deadly enemies like the Germans and the Brits, together in one big happy family. I have made so many new amigos out here of all nationalities, that I think we are being insular in Britain. We must foster our relationships with our new neighbours and friends. So what if they are feckless fuckers like the Greeks? We've had to put up with the English for hundreds of years! What if they are domineering Germans, lazy Spaniards, goat shagging Cypriots, sauna shagging Scandanavians, greasy French wankers, garlic breathed Portugese, bunga-bunga Italians?
It seems to me there is a lot of shagging and garlic eating that we don't participate in. So I say, "take up the cudgels for a free Europe" and let's join in the shagging and garlic eating.
I'll just go and suggest that to my wife and see what she says!