Saturday, 17 September 2011

THE EU IS A FABULOUS INSTITUTION

Hola Amigos!!


I admit it.  I was wrong.  The EU is a fabulous  institution.

It has brought all us deadly enemies like the Germans and the Brits, together in one big happy family.  I have made so many new amigos out here of all nationalities, that I think we are being insular in Britain.  We must foster our relationships with our new neighbours and friends.  So what if they are feckless fuckers like the Greeks?  We've had to put up with the English for hundreds of years!  What if they are domineering Germans, lazy Spaniards, goat shagging Cypriots, sauna shagging Scandanavians, greasy  French wankers, garlic breathed Portugese, bunga-bunga Italians? 

It seems to me there is a lot of shagging and garlic eating that we don't participate in.  So I say, "take up the cudgels for a free Europe" and let's join in the shagging and garlic eating.

I'll just go and suggest that to my wife and see what she says!

14 comments:

throbber said...

Have you been pumping that Mr Rumpey Von Pumpey ?
Welcome back DL. We thought you and Mrs DL had been topped and buried under the patio.

Dioclese said...

But who wants to live in an institution?

banned said...

When touring Spain by motorbike back in the 1980's I was repeatedly made aware that Germans were not welcome. Mind you I was mostly in the Basque Country, Guernica and all that.

Since then of course Spain has been in receipt of squillions of Euros and has lots of lovely motorways as a result so maybe Germany has been forgiven.

bugsbunny said...

Hi Dl,

So the EU's an "Institution?". Aye, so's the Ailsa! lol.

Stephen.

Anonymous said...

I was standing up. It occurred to me that a more comfortable posture would be preferable. I located a chair and sat down.

throbber said...

Anon..

That reminds me of the time I noticed that the doormat was at a slightly crooked angle. I reached down and moved the mat back into its correct place. The edge of the mat was then perpendicular to the door.

Anonymous said...

throbber..

I'll never forget the time that my knee had a slight itch. I reached out my hand and scratched the knee in question. The itch was relieved and I was able to continue with my activities.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Throbs, I'm still away. I was sitting in the sun when my wife suggested I might like to paint something on the patio. Unfortunately, I remembered I had not be on the PC for 5 days or so and luckily at that point, a cloud intervened, so I was able to skive off.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Greekers, I'm looking forward to sitting in an institution at 85 dribbling away and sticking my hand up the nurses'skirts.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, Germany is the kingpin in Europe and Britain should have more influence. Sausage eating fuckers!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Stephen, one of my far out relatives worked at the Ailsa, or maybe he was in it, I can't clearly remember at my age!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, my cock had a slight itch ysterday, which I relieved by stroking it in a vertical manner until some white stuff scooshed out the end, which I caught in a cup and gave it to the wife to drink later as she had been busy at the time, painting.

Sir Fred the Shred said...

Must bring my own cup when we meet for a coffee and chat DL.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Fred, will that be one lump or two?