It is with a heavy heart that I have to tell you that I am off to Spain tomorrow for six weeks to try and catch the last of the summer that we didn't get in Scotland.
Away to Mazarrón, near Murcia to do the house up, so I won't get much time to sit in the sun, much. Hopefully this time, my fucking laptop won't blow up and I have turned the 'data while roaming' off on my phone, so I won't get a £500 bill from Orange when I come back.
Once I get a phone line of sorts, or at least what passes for a phone line in Spain, I'll be back to being the annoying bastard that you all know. As we are driving there is WIFI in most of the hotels we are staying in and the neighbours have just put a satellite phone in so I might be able to nick some of his.
Please keep the arguments going in my absence and I'll try to keep up! Oh and I've been promised tickets for the Spain v Scotland game in Alicante in October. If anyone is looking for a cheap house or good cheap accommodation, give me a shout and I'll scout something out for you when I'm over.