Don't say you don't get value for money on this blog. As you read this I will be in Ayr NHS Hospital for an operation tomorrow, Tuesday.
My new best friend, my POLISH, FEMALE ANETHISTIST tells me that due to my dickie heart, I have a 50/50 chance of a HEART ATTACK, STROKE OR DYING due to having to have a full anesthetic. Cheery fuckers, the POLES! Anyway while I am in, (for about a week), I will be keeping in touch by TWITTER on DarkLochnagar and my research on your behalf into the NHS in Scotland will be extensive! Expect daily reports!