WHY SHOULD I PAY FOR THIS FUCKWIT IN BOMB DISPOSAL'S PMT!

A former bomb disposal expert has been awarded more than £100,000 compensation by the Ministry of Defence because the Army failed to treat him for PRE-MENSTRUAL TENSION! The unnamed soldier, who served in Britain, the Gulf, Northern Ireland, Bosnia, Nigeria and Sierra Leone, was medically discharged in 2004 after 20 years of service but argued that he would not have had a breakdown later on had his condition been properly monitored and treated.


He shouldn't have volunteered for BOMB DISPOSAL if he couldn't control his MENSTRUAL MOOD SWINGS!  Why does every fuckwit, in this country, think they can sue for FUCK ALL and some Government BAWBAG is going to settle out of court.  He shouldn't have been in the Gulf, Bosnia, Nigeria and Sierra Leone in the first place.  Fuck all to do with the British forces.  Defend Britain and let those bastards get on with their own destruction.  We should have given him some of those things with the wings.  Lassies can roller skate when they are wearing them.  Never mind disarm a bomb or two!

PRESIDENT OBAMA PICTURED HAVING A SHITE ON THE BEACH!

THE BP OIL SPILL-CLEAR IT UP AND STOP BORING US WITH THE ENVIRONMENTAL SHITE!

There is a huge demand in the World for OIL.  To fulfill that demand we have to drill in some inhospitable places and deeper than man has ever gone before.
From time to time, there are going to be accidents like the current one IN THE GULF.  There is more oil spilt in the Niger Delta than in this oil spill.  In a short while when they cap the leak and clean the beaches, no-one will remember it.  OK, some birds might die and maybe some fish and the odd whale and that would be a shame, but if you, (America), want oil then you will just have to put up with the odd ACCIDENT!

SO CLEAR IT UP AND STOP BORING US WITH YOUR ENVIRONMENTAL SHITE!

UPDATE: More oil is spilt in the Niger Delta every year as has been spilt in the gulf  http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/may/30/oil-spills-nigeria-niger-delta-shell