A former bomb disposal expert has been awarded more than £100,000 compensation by the Ministry of Defence because the Army failed to treat him for PRE-MENSTRUAL TENSION! The unnamed soldier, who served in Britain, the Gulf, Northern Ireland, Bosnia, Nigeria and Sierra Leone, was medically discharged in 2004 after 20 years of service but argued that he would not have had a breakdown later on had his condition been properly monitored and treated.
He shouldn't have volunteered for BOMB DISPOSAL if he couldn't control his MENSTRUAL MOOD SWINGS! Why does every fuckwit, in this country, think they can sue for FUCK ALL and some Government BAWBAG is going to settle out of court. He shouldn't have been in the Gulf, Bosnia, Nigeria and Sierra Leone in the first place. Fuck all to do with the British forces. Defend Britain and let those bastards get on with their own destruction. We should have given him some of those things with the wings. Lassies can roller skate when they are wearing them. Never mind disarm a bomb or two!
