Saturday, 19 June 2010

PRESIDENT OBAMA PICTURED HAVING A SHITE ON THE BEACH!

14 comments:

Dazed And Confused said...

Once Comrade Barrack gets everything in place, there may well be Some drastic changes forthcoming, in accordance with his envisaged Soviet Utopia.

B.P. are Capitalist swine who must be vilified accordingly.

Munguin said...

That will be all BP (that Great British institution) have left the beach fit for!

Sgt Pepperspray said...

Fuck download as much as we can Dazed, then maybe not it could be a ploy to get us to download as much as we can and then Oblimey will get the judge to fine us. Is that a tapeworm sneaking out of Oblimeys arse on the beach? I know he is a clueless skinnyarsed muzzie fucker but even a poledancer knows tapeworms are useless in oilspill catastrophes. If I was him i wouldn't be fuckin around lookin for shells I would be hiring a pedalo and hiring it back out at twice the rate, he's supposed to be the new world order bloke, would you trust a skinny ankled cunt?

HeadsonPoles said...

Agreed Pepper, he looks like he is wearing those 'special' boots that people with dodgy legs wear.
Is that a bald patch I see too?

He's a fucking useless President and nothing more than a gimmick that is speeding up the demise of a once superpower - in my opinion natch.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Dazers, fuck that for a carry on! A kill switch for the internet. What's that all about. I'm beginning to think these good old boys who are building nuclear shelters and buying tins of beans, might have a point.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Munguin, There are some good bargains to be had in Florida now. Personally I don't give a monkeys for the beach, it's too sandy. Give me a pool with a bar anytime.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sarge Pepporoni, That is some fucking photo. If that was a Brit looking concerned on his own as if he had just gone out for a walk on the beach himself and there wasn't 300 security men and 2500 cameramen and newshounds there, he would never get into power again. It just goes to show what power these climate change/protect a dolphin tits have now.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson, I said when he came into power that he was chosen purely because he was 'black' and it was time for a black president. Doesn't make him any good because his skin colour is different. Mind you the alternative wasn't any better. In a few years, you never know they might even elect a woman.

Don't Call Me Dave said...

Did you know that President Barak Hussein Obama is an anagram for ‘I’m a stupid shit cunt mother-fucker” give or take the odd letter or two.

All Seeing Eye said...

That photo is actually a dodgy Photoshop job. The real image is here :-)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Honourable Fred, I was mentally trying to work that one out, until I saw the more or less bit!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Cock-eye, you can imagine what a scene it is. There are the secret service me, the MSM etc, probably numbering at least two hundred and he goes down onto the sand for the 'really concerned President' shot. God give me strength!

CrazyDaisy said...

Dolphins have tits? Wow!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Daisy, you nearly had me there! Yes, it looks like I missed out a comma, my typing let's me down agian.