Friday, 18 June 2010

THE BP OIL SPILL-CLEAR IT UP AND STOP BORING US WITH THE ENVIRONMENTAL SHITE!


There is a huge demand in the World for OIL.  To fulfill that demand we have to drill in some inhospitable places and deeper than man has ever gone before.
From time to time, there are going to be accidents like the current one IN THE GULF.  There is more oil spilt in the Niger Delta than in this oil spill.  In a short while when they cap the leak and clean the beaches, no-one will remember it.  OK, some birds might die and maybe some fish and the odd whale and that would be a shame, but if you, (America), want oil then you will just have to put up with the odd ACCIDENT!

SO CLEAR IT UP AND STOP BORING US WITH YOUR ENVIRONMENTAL SHITE!

UPDATE: More oil is spilt in the Niger Delta every year as has been spilt in the gulf  http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/may/30/oil-spills-nigeria-niger-delta-shell

18 comments:

banned said...

" There is more oil spilt in the Niger Delta than in this (Gulf) oil spill". Good point DL, got any links for information on that?

I still think BP should have approached yesterdays Congressional Committee along the lines of "Go fuck yourself Obama, you grandstanding cunt"

Sophia Pangloss said...

The filthiest king o' the dungheap pollutin country is complainin cos the dirt has landed right at her front door. It had tae happen eventually. Noo mibbe they'll gie us cauld fusion.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, no, absolutely none! It was something someone said on Question Time and he seemed to know what he was talking about. I therefore used a MSM trick and said 'An Industry Spokesman said'! You're right, Obama should fuck, the fuckety fuck off.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sophes, Cauld fusion. Is that something we can do here, because most of the time it would freeze yir baws aff! Another industry we can exploit. Alex......!

subrosa said...

Too subtle, too subtle DL. Go back to your usual style of being outraged. :)

Mark MacLachlan said...

How difficult can it be to wring out an oil soaked budgie?

drill baby drill said...

That Gulf of Mexico leak will never be sealed DL as it's leaking 1000' below the seabed. The 2 to 3 million barrels will end up in the Gulf...

http://www.theoildrum.com/node/6593/648967

No wonder Tony Hayward sold his BP shares a few weeks earlier ( he'd obviously read the e mails).

It's not as bad as in the Niger Delta though where BP and Shell have been leaking a Gulf of Mexico type spill every year for 50 years. No nosey congressmen to harrass them in Africa though so nothing will ever change there. They supply 40% of the US oil so the US doesn't care about the Niger Delta pollution where male mortality is down to aged 40 in some areas...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/may/30/oil-spills-nigeria-niger-delta-shell

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rosie, Whatever do you mean?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Mark, all you need is some fresh water out the tap and some 'Fairy Liquid'. Why just the other day, I saw a mechanic whose hands were covered in oil and grease sit down to eat a sandwich for his lunch and his hands had cleaned up beautifully!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Cry oil Baby, thanks for that link as you can see I used it.

Sgt Pepperspray said...

All we need is a national swarfega day. People get dressed up as engineers and mechanics and mither the fuck out of drinkers with a piece of crepe paper over the top of a bucket on a friday night. Get an oil soaked teddy bear with a BP eyepatch and some Irish fucker on the telly with some bird off the news who might have a nipslip and Bingo problem solved. Obamabinbarack is no longer required.

HeadsonPoles said...

These cunts never heard of Cillit Bang?

Look, they use over 20M barrels per day, and they proclaim that they are under "attack" - oh just fuck off and stop trying to be a victim O'bama.
A tweet I read said clean up the oil and dump it in Britain, it is British Petroleums fault.
This is the type of people that the BP boss is dealing with and a president that clearly has fuck all to do or can't do the difficult stuff.

The US uses lots of oil, either stop using it or shut the fuck up.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sarge Pepperoni, you are wringing with good ideas tonight. Why aren't you organising something like this instead of that hairy one-hit fucker that usually does it. Him and that scotch bastard out of Ultravox, who were also one hit wonders. It makes you wonder how much these fuckwits are creaming off for themselves. Surely to Christ they can't run a lifestyle like theirs on what they've done. If you get the gig, can I be your 2nd in command and I'll organise the creaming off. i know a couple of dodgy accountants who'll come in with us.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson, the Barry bastard from Cillit Bang would have that wee oil spill cleaned up in a jiffy. Maybe the Americans have never heard of Cillit Bang, but I can't imagine that would be the case. I'll ask one of these American fuckwits on tweeter!

Sgt Pepperspray said...

No problemo DL, between the 3 of us (thats if HeadsonPoles is up for it) we can form a boy band. We can revtalise Top of the Pops and mime songs about upside down turtles and black pelicans to our hearts content. At half time Mark can set up stall and make the budgie dissapear and then reappear. Just imagine it a million people tuning in on a friday night dancing in front of the telly whilst we entertain them, HoP shaking his clit bang like a good un and Sarah Greene shaking her helicopter injured leg to the vibes.

HeadsonPoles said...

I'm currently wearing my electric blue satin boob tube - am up for Top of The Pops if you are.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sarge pepperoni, sorry nearly missed you there. This post is moving down rapidly as I pile shite on top of it. Yes, a boy band. I am in truth at 55, a bit old for a boy band. But to be fair, I can still attract a certain type of woman, so they won't be throwing their knickers onto the stage it is more likely to be their colostomy bags. Still, if you can steel yourself to the smell of shite, the old ones can make good groupies as long as you have a gallon tub of KY jelly handy. But there has to be plenty of money to be made at it. I can neither sing or play an instrument but a wee drunk guy in the 70s told me I looked just like John Revolting with my white suit on, (they were all the rage then, we all thought we were in a disco in New York).

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson, it is my hope that you are a woman as the thought of a man in a bright blue boob-tube, is one which I may unfortunately carry with me to bed.