It's no wonder her Maj has an enigmatic smile, she can probably get a wee waft!
If only CARLBERG, did every BALL COOLING session!
Even the kids know it!
Time we sent the "Devils with Skirts" back to AFGHANISTAN. At least it worked with GUNGA DIN in "Carry on up the Kyber"!
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I've seen better in my time. ;) No further comment.
A Teuchter moves tae Canada and on his first night he gets blootered in a pub, staggers ootside, and collapses unconscious in the gutter. In the mornin a wee lassie, wae an enquirin mind and inquisitive nature, spots him and decides tae find oot if the stories are true.
Tentatively she lifts his kilt and is horrified tae find the myth is reality. Seeing his wrinkled manhood in its flaccid decrepitude she decides it needs some beautification and, taking the ribbon fae her hair, proceeds tae tie it aroon the offending appendage and then proceeds tae school.
Some wee time later the Teuchter wakes up and feelin something different aboot his nether region lifts his kilt tae find a pretty blue ribbon tied aroon his manhood. In astonishment he declares: "Ah don't ken whaur ye've been but Ah see ye've won first prize!"
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If I wanted to view male pornography Mr. Lochnager I would not be here would I?
Truly shocking images.
Rosie, I'm sure you have, but maybe a tale for a later day! ;-)
Scunnert, no bad. 'Decrepitude', now there is a fine word you don't hear very often! It could refer to one or two on this blog, me included.
Banned, when you run a blog as you know, you have to cater for all your readers. I don't know if my burgeoning gay following would consider the above pictures as soft gay porn but if they were pictures of lassies showing their Lon Chaneys, then I would consider it soft heterosexual porn. I am sorry if your English sensibilities are offended by the sight of a bit of Scottish manhood, but you can imagine the fear it put into the Pashtan Rebels on the Kyber Pass.And BTW, I talk shite for Scotland.
Some folk may be shocked Mr Lochnagar, but ah'm jist gled that Brenda minded tae keep her legs th'gether in the first photie.
Point taken DL and no offence intended nor taken; your efforts to reach out to your growing Gay Audience is laudable in these days of diversity and inclusion but really, sordid displays of 'homo-erotic-Gerontophilia' !?!
I shall be pointing this out to my Uncle who, hopefully, will not write to the Telegraph using his discrete alias "Disgusted, Tunbridge Wells".
Sophes, you don't think her Maj would leave for a 'do' in winter, with a fur coat and nae knickers, would she? I am shocked that such a thought has even passed your mind. You are a very, very wicked girl and I'll pass on your thoughts at the next garden party, (that I'm invited to, I actually was at one once years ago and it was shite).
Banned, are you sure your Unc doesn't write as 'disgusted homesexual of Tunbridge Wells'? They're all at it now you know. Fuck me, the other day I found out my wife was a man and I've been married for over 30 years!
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